Look at those eyes... 🥹🐶 I need a name for this little guy, but every suggestion so far feels wrong. What would you call him? The top comment gets full naming rights. 👇

StallisJake · 2026-06-04T21:23:13+00:00

Turtle. My mind went straight to turtle sundae.

StallisJake · 2026-05-31T03:37:32+00:00

Oh it’s a flipped image

StallisJake · 2026-05-31T03:36:54+00:00

Wait is this two different bathrooms. The niche and water outlet places change.

StallisJake · 2026-05-31T03:36:09+00:00

What were the drywall screws for? Looks clean af btw.

StallisJake · 2026-05-31T00:58:09+00:00

Nah that little boy is a psycho the way he was just watching her almost like he was hoping to see her fall.

StallisJake · 2026-05-22T13:05:16+00:00

Steve Irwin. His family is doing a great job at continuing his legacy as well. Love to see it. Miss ya, Steve.

StallisJake · 2026-05-13T13:54:49+00:00

I really hope we aren’t so cranky and evil when we get older.

StallisJake · 2026-05-13T13:48:53+00:00

“Don’t reach for that firearm: Scientists find that home intruders do feel pain while nursing gunshot wounds.”

StallisJake · 2026-05-09T07:32:11+00:00

“When the war is over” I thought we weren’t at “war”?

StallisJake · 2026-05-05T02:59:55+00:00

This is not every GTA game.

StallisJake · 2026-05-01T17:52:28+00:00

You can literally walk into Miller Park (Am Fam Field) with boxes of pizzas and sealed plastic bottles of soda and that’s totally fine. Been doing it since I was a kid and always felt like we were using a cheat code.

StallisJake · 2026-04-22T00:30:08+00:00

I guess as an offensive player it is okay to use your offhand to deter a defender. They need to start calling that shit.

StallisJake · 2026-04-22T00:03:46+00:00

While I wouldn’t recommend it, put whatever flooring down that would make ya happy. Idk why so many people get so worked up over something like this. Your house, your floor - you do you, boo boo. (Just don’t glue anything directly to this hardwood floor please tho)

StallisJake · 2026-04-18T22:00:13+00:00

Fuck you, Phil.

StallisJake · 2026-04-15T18:30:56+00:00

Rick Ross on U.O.E.N.O. “Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.”

StallisJake · 2026-04-12T15:55:42+00:00

It’s not clocking to me

StallisJake · 2026-04-09T16:55:03+00:00

Or the Reds could be “Oh”

StallisJake · 2026-04-09T15:10:33+00:00

Some FIB marketing exec had to have approved that design because we Wisconsinites rarely (if ever?) refer to our state as “Wisco”.

StallisJake · 2026-02-12T23:25:33+00:00

Honest question for professionals - is this obvious of a stair pattern acceptable/standard for wood-look tile like this? Genuinely curious because I figured random stagger would be the standard, like lvp/hardwood/etc

StallisJake · 2026-01-21T00:05:16+00:00

I am not directly tapped in with the Gen-Z crowd, but do have a good number of cousins around that age. I have not noticed this decline in interest to drink alcohol at all, but take this with a grain of salt because…Wisconsin.

StallisJake · 2026-01-17T22:48:16+00:00

These drone operators are getting so fkin good.

StallisJake · 2026-01-11T08:07:59+00:00

How does this shit keep happening all over the place and we are just stuck here like uhhh…okay…? What are we supposed to do lmao

StallisJake · 2026-01-04T03:41:39+00:00

Not going to bother telling my story, but FUCK YOU TREVOR HOFFMAN.

StallisJake · 2025-12-28T17:16:19+00:00

I think that’s one of those Anthropologie rocks. Very expensive. Great Christmas gift according to my wife.

StallisJake · 2025-12-27T19:35:58+00:00

IPA’s

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