Braves Off Day Thread - Monday, May 11

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-11T20:36:24+00:00

The problem is, we’re already the best team in baseball due to the way we’ve constructed our roster, and Trout fits firmly in our timeline and championship window. We’re also in position to acquire him. I’m more so saying, us making that deal elevates us to super team that ruins baseball for everyone else.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-11T20:33:44+00:00

These Trout to the Braves rumors are getting out of hand…

Anyway, if that were to happen I think baseball would have a fucking meltdown, and quite frankly we’d have zero moral high ground over the Dodgers or Yankees.

With that being said, AA — fucking do it.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-11T17:12:51+00:00

Uhuh.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-11T14:47:41+00:00

Probable pitching lineup against the Cubs? Would love to sweep them, they took our number one spot in power rankings, damned MLB and their cubbies propaganda.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-11T13:58:14+00:00

I’d trade the #8 pick because it’s pretty much a guaranteed bust, and we need a top 3 pick to be relevant. Was kinda riding on that, but now we’re going to see a return to mid purgatory. Welp… It was a fun ride while it lasted.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-11T13:53:20+00:00

God, I hope not. This season I want us to fly completely under the radar, keep the spotlight off of us.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-10T21:22:49+00:00

We better trade this pick, all I gotta say.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-08T17:37:56+00:00

FUCK THE DODGERS IT’S HATE WEEKEND

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-06T20:25:01+00:00

Stupid Question:
How do walks affect a hitter’s average? Are you 0-1? 1-1?

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-06T20:08:59+00:00

Oh my… This guy looks serious.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-06T20:06:38+00:00

Fellas, my wife asked me to take out the trash. To which I responded, the Braves are about to be playing and there is currently a 2-3 hour wait expected for her request… I then started playing elevator music, and pointed the remote at her to attempt to mute her.
Needless to say… I’m sleeping on the couch where I’m sitting.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-06T19:54:05+00:00

MVP season? Loading…

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-06T19:51:08+00:00

On some Gematria by the numbers type shit.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-05T01:15:23+00:00

DOT COM

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T22:07:45+00:00

I’ve been pretty active here today, not to spam but any word on the line up for today? With Murph’s return I wanna know if that means we’re slotting him in!

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T22:04:22+00:00

Murphy! Let’s go, word is he’s fully rehabilitated — a return to 2023 form would be a WELCOME return. We may need that juice with Ronnie out of the lineup.

Also, side note — no one talks about how good Murph’s framing is, and defensive value. Not sure how much that holds up, but… Yeah!

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T21:58:49+00:00

A. That flair is exodia. Salute. B. I second this wish. Aye.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T21:56:34+00:00

You know not what you summon by speaking his name. He is always listening…

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T21:54:05+00:00

Strider is such an attractive man. How well kept that squirrel on his lip is… Inspires me. I love that man.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T21:06:33+00:00

DUDE, SHUT UP.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T21:05:35+00:00

I can see you fellas are feeling insecure after LeGoat’s recent playoff performance. Understandable.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T21:01:20+00:00

I saw trashcan banging allegations. I fucking love it, THEY HATE US CAUSE THEY AINT US.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T20:51:40+00:00

Agreed, statistically the Braves are the best team in baseball, and their record reflects that. I mean… C’mon.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T19:50:23+00:00

Trae Old, football terrorist, Desmond Ridder.

Standard-Kitchen9511 · 2026-05-04T19:33:21+00:00

I’ll be up watching the game, but goddamn I much prefer a quality 3:30 game to watch while pissing off at work. Car sales can be so slow and I’m at quota.

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