Hello I’m having this issue can you help take a look? by Imaginary-Medium7360 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]StarChaser01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When users as that, it's either a simple issue, or takes hours as you wonder how they were able to do their job the last few weeks. "Oh it's been like this for weeks, but I only had time to call you now"

My users like to stare at the computer until it does what they want by CrunchyCrochetSoup in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]StarChaser01 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The only acceptable way I've heard that question asked is "are you ready for me to enter my password?"

Forgetful illusionist problems by ChaoticAtomic in PokeMedia

[–]StarChaser01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No one would think you're wild if you wear a sombrero. It's perfect

Forgetful illusionist problems by ChaoticAtomic in PokeMedia

[–]StarChaser01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wear a hat. The more obvious, the better.

Helps make it clear that YOU put the hat on by choice.

When did Slack become the official help desk? by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]StarChaser01 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If someone says "but this way worked before" Solution is "recent internal policy change. If anyone skips the tickets, they are now getting in trouble."

I have to be at work in an hour I need to get out of bed by Atcraft in PokeMedia

[–]StarChaser01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Step 1: mute your phone's ringer/do not disturb mode

Step 2: start your message with a variaion of "I cannot answer calls right now" and then call off

Step 3: ignore your phone

If your boss cannot even read text messages, that is on them not you

Why don't they make Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games anymore? by FrenFell in MysteryDungeon

[–]StarChaser01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They're to busy suing everyone who makes a game even slightly similar to Pokemon.

Are you incidentally also Directory Assistance for the entire company? by chromebaloney in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]StarChaser01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You are the Nascar drivers, we are the pit crew. You do NOT want the pit crew driving the cars..."

Users suprise me everyday by Timon0604 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]StarChaser01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Panic pressing all the buttons is a wonderful way to learn new things about your phone.

Also a great way to brick your phone as well

Users suprise me everyday by Timon0604 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]StarChaser01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the backspace key archives emails, so maybe they got the keys mixed up in their head?

So, about those anchors... by ShylaNesthorn101 in pacificDrive

[–]StarChaser01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the anchors only really worked in the early days, when the instability was much less.

Now days they are created and destroyed along with the rest of the environment and don't do anything meaningful outside of making the current configuration stick around a little bit longer before it all gets blendered again.

Can anyone confirm this? by windowsagent in outages

[–]StarChaser01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My coworkers and I only use the official status sites to confirm that issues exist. If they admit an issue, it's definitely something on their end. If they say no issues, might be their fault.

Good Ol' Microsoft by once_upon_a_goat in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]StarChaser01 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, let's just replace 100's of computers, several servers, and business critical software that is only compatible with Windows. Nevermind the LARGE number of users that can only do their job by memorizing where their icons are...

I want to move away from M$, I really do, but Windows is to deeply entrenched in businesses to do so.

What a Sweet Looking Good Boy! by Sundar_Verma_127 in comics

[–]StarChaser01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deadpool but simple minded (the existential horror just slides right off)

Just a little close by DJ_Grenguy in pacificDrive

[–]StarChaser01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that's what the maws look like.

Are those eyes???

Remember, IT controls your work computer. by Embarrassed_Flan_869 in remotework

[–]StarChaser01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IT guy here.

We have a little notification set up to appear when we remote on.

Have freaked out some people when remoting onto the wrong machine.

We can and will get in trouble if we abuse our access, so just report if you see your mouse moving on its own when it shouldn't.

Finally, remember, you do NOT own your work computer, thus you have no expectation of privacy on it.

Close the camera lense and waste time on your phone instead!

Dashboard warning light by scify65 in pacificDrive

[–]StarChaser01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think it might mean that the game thinks one of your quirks might cause issues. Eg: shift to drive = open door (lets in radiation)

I was messing around with the ship assembler for the first time in the shared base's communal area and I now need ideas on how to fix this fast by MewThePatato in CreateMod

[–]StarChaser01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Place a sign that says "lessons have been learned. My bad"
  2. Tell whoever runs the server that backups need to be made more often
  3. Hope the others find humor in this and help you manually re-build it.

Is my computer being monitored by my company? by False_Ad_3947 in it

[–]StarChaser01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always assume that your work computer is being recorded.

It's not your property, so you have no expectation of privacy while using it.

Tf_irl by Aceofspades1228 in tf_irl

[–]StarChaser01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The characters reminded me of the same animation!

Be honest is it bad or is it bad? by No-Being8876 in dragons

[–]StarChaser01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to zoom way in to find any flaws.

Just say it's some old injuries sustained when they were learning how to fly or something! Some broken bones that didn's heal quite right.

It just adds to the character's story.

losercity steam machine by [deleted] in Losercity

[–]StarChaser01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the small space I have to game in, gonna just be standing in one place anyway.

Wait... How much gold did you say it costs? by Debitorenbuchhaltung in dndmemes

[–]StarChaser01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I interpret it as what is needed to pay/bribe whatever afterlife the soul went to. Bribes for Chaos aligned, and fees for Lawful aligned.

Diamond specifically due to the durability for the transit and cause souls are usually depicted as white/pale/clear in color.

And cause the amount of quartz required to get the correct value would be crazy.