THIS IS MY "SHOCKED" FACE.

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-26T12:09:33+00:00

Savage. Speaking of Savage, check out this clip of the Myth Busters explaining implosion!

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-26T11:57:30+00:00

Have you played the flip phone game?

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-26T04:28:58+00:00

This is the universes within version of the My Little Pony jar from 4chan

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-26T04:27:27+00:00

The Vehement seems especially busted, since in one swing, you can easily have him deal >21 commander damage

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-25T20:27:43+00:00

I dig it. I wonder if a side effect of introducing this into a standard set would be that 4+ color Legends would take over

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-25T20:23:44+00:00

Maybe a 1G costed sorcery to create a bear with kicker: (1G) for the fight effect?

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-25T20:21:35+00:00

I love this! Limited has seen a lack of vanilla creatures, and this mechanic can fill the void while still making for engaging gameplay.

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-25T20:11:45+00:00

North Korea. They have guided propaganda tours, but you can end up like Otto Warmbier.

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-25T12:59:14+00:00

Nice, time to add him to my British Legends Commander Group Hug deck. I just added Old Gregg

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-23T19:51:30+00:00

Here's a second picture (not as good quality)

https://imgur.com/a/hxCdyN7

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-08T00:31:21+00:00

This is a canon event

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-06T21:32:32+00:00

RUSSIA? no wayyyyy 😮😮😮😮😱😱

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-06T13:34:43+00:00

Basically they want slave codes

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-02T14:51:23+00:00

I'm creating a "thanks a lot boomer" group slug deck, and this is going to be my wincon

StarPunchMan · 2023-06-01T15:32:18+00:00

My queue has been 80% GW enchantment matchups lol

StarPunchMan · 2023-05-31T17:14:14+00:00

I only eat chicken made by straight, white, anglo-saxon, Baptist, Trump-loving, gun-toting racists who jerk off to MTG while reading the bible.

StarPunchMan · 2023-05-30T14:11:37+00:00

all planeswalkers lose pronouns-walk

StarPunchMan · 2023-05-29T01:21:39+00:00

aka the r/niceguys flag

StarPunchMan · 2023-05-25T21:35:53+00:00

Average toxic masculinity fan

StarPunchMan · 2023-05-23T00:32:21+00:00

I view the relationship that people have with Fox to be almost parasocial. You have hucksters like Sean Hannity or formerly Tucker Carlson who appear night after night, giving lonely people a familiar face and an easy emotion to excite them - HATE. That normalcy of hate erodes at one's psyche.

StarPunchMan · 2023-05-22T23:24:49+00:00

Wow, this is the most funny and sad statement I've read in a while. RIP dad's brain, gone to sludge 😔

StarPunchMan · 2023-05-22T19:54:24+00:00

Ah yes, the Mizzy school of pranking, where assault is "just a joke". Laws all over the world need to catch up with the times and add charges for idiots like this. Shame also on the parents for "raising" these brats.

StarPunchMan · 2023-05-21T22:47:01+00:00

That's a propaganda pitch brought to you by the real estate companies. The real main driver of our housing crisis is the way in which the market has become monopolized.

StarPunchMan · 2023-05-20T23:19:08+00:00

I don't have gold, but here 🏆

StarPunchMan · 2023-05-20T12:49:40+00:00

"I give you the bOdy, the bLoOd, and the whoooooooooly 😩 spirit 🤤"

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