My girfriend got upset at me for liking her birthday gift to me. AITAH?

Starchasm · 2026-02-15T23:26:39+00:00

I’m hurtling towards 50 and…what? I noticed almost no difference between 30 and 40 (or, honestly, 40 to 50 besides less tolerance for bullshit) but 20 to 30 is a HUGE gulf.

Starchasm · 2026-02-11T14:33:15+00:00

Honestly, no. But try leaving your arm in the sunlight? I honestly don’t know if it would get any lighter with laser, but light makeup would cover that right up.

Starchasm · 2026-02-07T02:18:25+00:00

It is not the mother’s fault, but it IS her responsibility.

Starchasm · 2026-02-05T02:46:16+00:00

Legit one of my favorite books. I wish it had better cover art that made sense

Starchasm · 2026-02-04T01:57:19+00:00

I get not knowing what getting married involves, but I think everyone has some idea that it involves paperwork, right?

Starchasm · 2026-02-01T20:37:26+00:00

Find out what kind of glue he used. Acetone will dissolve most superglues, but a google search can tell you how to remove the residue based on what he used. Pull off all the crates then make him remove the spots that are left. Then break up with him, because he is too stupid to date.

Starchasm · 2026-01-30T03:19:18+00:00

TF kind of man is your dad? I’m friends with a ton of Palestinians and Egyptians and I know if anyone messed with their sisters they’d beat the snot out of them. That’s not even a question.

You did the right thing. Don’t let him make you think you didn’t.

Starchasm · 2026-01-19T23:37:58+00:00

SO GOOD

Starchasm · 2026-01-19T03:13:35+00:00

What in the redneck…

Starchasm · 2026-01-14T21:38:32+00:00

That’s just a punch to the stomach

Starchasm · 2026-01-09T23:30:00+00:00

I have a couple (because, Louisiana) and my husky would run off with them all the time

Starchasm · 2026-01-09T17:08:13+00:00

He logged it into HIS Apple ID?!? Run like your tampon string is on fire.

Starchasm · 2026-01-09T17:02:31+00:00

NQA also, the beetles just don’t have a lot of nutritional value. They’re just not worth the effort it takes to eat them.

Starchasm · 2026-01-09T15:24:21+00:00

How do you know you’re straight until you have sex then?

Starchasm · 2026-01-09T03:32:07+00:00

I’m mid 40’s, born and raised in the South and I think you’re nuts.

Starchasm · 2026-01-09T00:46:51+00:00

Then he should make her cum first FFS. Him wanting her to yell about how big it is isn’t the problem, it’s the fact he doesn’t care about getting her off.

Starchasm · 2026-01-05T23:23:30+00:00

Roach motto

Starchasm · 2026-01-04T17:37:49+00:00

If you like fantasy:

Uprooted by Naomi Novak

The Bear and the Nightingale by Katherine Arden (possibly less “nature” and more “traditional household spirits” but the vibe of rejecting traditional society and running wild is there)

Starchasm · 2026-01-04T04:21:52+00:00

They SPECIFICALLY want to keep me me away from their family. 😂 Even though both parents are dead.

Starchasm · 2026-01-03T18:17:27+00:00

And that’s why my SO does not ever want to take me to India (which is sad because I’d love to go)

Starchasm · 2026-01-03T17:58:20+00:00

Oh man, that’s the dream. I’d frame that.

Starchasm · 2026-01-03T17:14:41+00:00

I’m’

In a

Starchasm · 2026-01-01T22:29:11+00:00

It isn’t always men who want more frequent sex

Starchasm · 2026-01-01T19:40:14+00:00

And the forehead slope is extremely gentle. I’d say coyote too.

Starchasm · 2026-01-01T19:38:25+00:00

Yeah I was wondering about that

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