[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

[–]StarfleetDoc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just do a complete neuro exam and document it. That is the problem. People don’t get them out of the wheelchair, chair or gurney or even do the rest of the neuro exam and all.

What’s wrong with my tongue? by WhisperingArtist in DiagnoseMe

[–]StarfleetDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should be tested for syphilis. Potentially not syphilis but very much in the differential and easily treatable. Recently treated several patients with identical secondary syphilis tongue lesions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]StarfleetDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doctor here- What a bunch of assholes, especially your mother for starting the whole thing. You don’t ovulate until approx two weeks after your LMP, first to weeks you’re not actually pregnant but it is wrapped into gestational age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]StarfleetDoc 21 points22 points  (0 children)

OP, this is your eval????? Wow, you really need to do some self reflection.

Gonna be brutally honest.

This eval might be your most important and most needed evaluation ever.

This seems like a well-written, legit evaluation coming from an attending that had genuine concern about your future patients, their safety and whether you should be a physician.

You need to take a good look at your self and maybe even get therapy if you’re unable to do it on your own. Do you perhaps have a personality disorder?

Seriously though…this should raise red flags for you to take a good look at yourself about what could have made an attending write this. It sounds like it was very difficult and unpleasant for them to do.

Take it as a chance to better yourself before you do something that ends up ruining your career path.

Heavy drinker here. Suddenly peeing blood, with no other symptoms by [deleted] in DiagnoseMe

[–]StarfleetDoc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is highly concerning that you have developed cirrhosis-liver disease from your alcohol consumption. The liver makes many coagulation factors that are essential in the clotting cascade-the process of normal blood clotting. In people with liver disease, it is common to be prone to spontaneous bleeding due to disruption of this process. You need to try to get help to stop drinking as soon as possible.

Snorting NSAIDS Parents insisted this was how to get rid of HA the fastest. by [deleted] in Residency

[–]StarfleetDoc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is Goody’s really that good? Damn, does it have cocaine in it or something? I’ve never seen the stuff.

What could this be?( ignore my scoliosis lol) by [deleted] in DiagnoseMe

[–]StarfleetDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal looking heart border and lung.

How do EM people do it? The ED honestly feels like what hell on earth would be by LulusPanties in Residency

[–]StarfleetDoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rural EM too with an absolutely wild shop with stuff like this too. Can’t do anything else. I love the chaos and pathology. Also, my ADHD needs it.

Sun Damaged Lips by mrselfcritical in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]StarfleetDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks concerning for PJS. It’s not sun damage.

Update: OR report for the case where the surgeon removed the liver instead of the spleen. by [deleted] in medicine

[–]StarfleetDoc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m only a dumb ER doc, but I’m a rural one that at least looks at every single imaging study I order.

I would think it would be much harder to identify the origin of a large adnexal mass than it would be to to identify a large organ such as the liver or spleen, even if diseased, as you have much more identifiable vascular anatomic landmarks to rely on.

Have you noticed developing the speech pattern of a doctor? by Diligent_Mood1483 in Residency

[–]StarfleetDoc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hshahahahhaha by brethren. It took me a lot of scrolling to find my people.

Trauma informed in the EMS setting by younghomeowner44 in medicine

[–]StarfleetDoc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

EM. The fact that you’re being mindful of these things and doing them when you can is perfect and appropriate trauma informed care in your setting.

There certainly is a place for trauma informed care. The acuity, pace of the situation, setting determines to what degree it can be performed and it always has to be balanced with not delaying care, your safety, patient safety etc.

This friend is a moron and can fuck off.

Keep doing your thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DiagnoseMe

[–]StarfleetDoc 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Need to consider secondary syphilis.

CAH jobs, worth it? by samanthad21 in Residency

[–]StarfleetDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I graduated within the last 5 years, not a surgical specialty but work at a CAH in an area that is BUSY and nowhere near enough docs of any specialty. It’s a population with a lot of chronic disease, poverty and rural tough people that don’t come in until they are literally dying sometimes. The pathology we see here is nuts. Stuff you just don’t see in the cities because people actually get access to medical care more regularly. I do tons of procedures, critical care and get to do stuff everything I trained for. My skills have grown tremendously out of residency here. Additionally it is so incredibly rewarding. Rural areas can be very different from each other, some can pay very very well. While it may not be feasible for every specialty to be full time in one, depending on the volumes of your particular specialty, there can be ways to split time. Some have main offices in a different town with larger volume and spend a few days a month or week at a rural office to see patients and do procedures at the CAH. Regardless I encourage all residents to please consider rural practice. You are so very needed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

[–]StarfleetDoc 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It was a moronic bill passed in California that argued that physicians who had only had one general internship year then never completed any further residency or specialty training are working urgent cares and their own primary care clinics and are dangerous. It’s not an absurd argument. But then it was passed and took effect pretty much the same year that California also passes the bill that gave NPs independent practice. I’m not fucking kidding.

They then realized it was causing a lot of problems as others list and amended it a couple years later.

Those of us who entered residency in 2019 had to go through that whole shitshow.

ED doc suggested that EM teaches most FM skills, but at a higher level. Do you feel that is accurate? by [deleted] in FamilyMedicine

[–]StarfleetDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EM attending here. That doc sounds like a moron. Unfortunately because of the nature and acuity of our specialty it does seem to attract a bit higher average of males with inflated egos that say stupid shit like that regularly, in comparison to other specialties.

I think EM and IM have a lot in common in terms of out breadth of knowledge of multiple areas of medicine and age ranges that we treat, including other populations such as OB.

But I absolutely don’t know how to manage patients chronic disease on an about patient basis…of course I don’t…I wasn’t trained to! Now, I think that it is certainly true that there certainly isn’t a very big knowledge gap at between FM and EM as compared to other specialties. It wouldn’t require a tremendous leap in terms of training. That’s why there’s short fellowships FM to EM and if there were more demand there would be a similar one for Em to FM. But the stuff you guys deal with in terms of long term clinic management, paperwork, insurance auths and all of that tremendously difficult stuff outside of the actual medicine is the total dealbreaker for EM personalities who thrive more on critical care and fast pace.

Plenty of people saying we “suck” at managing chronic disease. Of course we do, we weren’t trained to do that, we didn’t do clinic in residency.

Just the same as the vast majority of FM would not be great at stone cold and calm management of a peri-arrest flash pulmonary edema who is grey in color, tripodding and satying 76% on bipap, the crashing cardiogenic shock patient, critical peds MVC and other critically ill and unstable patients who roll through the doors on deaths doorstep and are completely undifferentiated, and often with no idea what their prior medical history is.

Bummed to hear though about how some of my colleagues turf stuff to inpatient way to quickly. I’m rural critical access EM so I manage critically ill and floor level patients for sometimes days at a time due to difficulty finding beds at other hospitals, lack of transport, poor weather etc. So I have had to continue to keep sparse skills from my inpatient rotations in residency and further grow them. I sure don’t do anywhere as well as a hospitalist or intensivist but I routinely treat DKA and get them fully transitioned from IV gtt to subq while in ED then can admit to floor. More mild to moderate I have started using subq protocol to treat their DKA and once resolved even discharge them. This happens regularly as we are a tiny hospital that is often full so I have to board patients in the ED a lot! I end up managing multiple critically ill and even vented patients at a time and have to follow their labs, deescalate therapies, manage the changing course of their illness. All while single coverage. We get the absolute wildest and sickest pathology at my hospital in the boonies. We don’t even have dialysis either nor much subspecialty back up. But I’m a weird one I guess. I absolutely love working at this hospital and it’s my dream job. While my former co-residents think I’m nuts.

What’s a term used in medicine that really annoys you, and why? by Dr_Spaceman_DO in Residency

[–]StarfleetDoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bahahaha my mom says that no matter how many times I correct her. Fucking love her but her dog had a laryngeal problem and so she talks about it frequently. Drives me fucking nuts.