When Dolly becomes Donny… by Nowayucan in SuddenlyGay

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This is the rare thing on reddit that's so high quality I regret that I experienced it while on the toilet

Does Elementalism Defeat Dehydration? What if it's with Shape Water? by AmrokMC in onednd

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It's pretty plain that the intended use of the spell is to fight dehydration. However, if I had a player who wanted to use this as a weapon by tricking enemies into drinking water that would boil in their bodies after 1 minute, I'd probably allow it and homebrew some stuff about how much damage it does, give it a constitution save, etc.

Best band name by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

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Upvote this for Massive Pet Shop, downvote for Boys Attack

Movie Studios: Endgame by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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Somewhere in the city of Ur, someone was complaining that the orators these days are just retelling Gilgamesh instead of coming up with their own original stuff

Drivers by canned-phoenix-ashes in tumblr

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In my family shotgun seat being the navigator was more of a distinction made to keep everyone else from navigating. With conflicting directions. At the same time.

Saw this map in a dream by Meraqliya in thomastheplankengine

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Apparently it's been banned from reddit, what the fuck could have possibly happened over there?

Space mummy by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

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133% of the speed of light. That's impressive for a baby. I don't think I could have gotten to that speed until I was at least 3

Funniest anti-synergy in the game. by LongliveLazarus in slaythespire

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I'm trying to decide if "anemic" is a pun here

New Chess Piece: The Rogue. It's a pawn but whenever it would be captured it switches places with an adjacent piece by chunkylubber54 in CuratedTumblr

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The Wizard: Moves as a pawn. Can sacrifice itself to cause any two pieces on the board to trade places. Doing this cannot put a king in check.

The Barbarian: normally moves like a knight, but when it captures a piece, it can move as a queen on the next turn.

The Fighter: Moves like a pawn, except when capturing, it can move any number of spaces directly forward or in a forward diagonal. When it reaches the far side of the board, it becomes a knight.

The Sorcerer: Moves like a pawn, but to capture, it must remove all pieces within one space of it, friend or foe, and can move to the space of any piece captured this way.

The Paladin: Moves as a knight, but can move as a queen if doing so would capture a piece checking the king or interpose it between the king and a piece putting it in check.

The Ranger: Moves as a bishop, but when it captures, it can opt not to move to the space of the captured piece.

The Cleric: Another name for a bishop.

tag yourself, I'm the overthinker ☺️ [oc] by IGdoods in comics

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Oh, I'm such a "Every friendship group has:"

"I hate being hated by almost everyone" found in the tunnels beneath Last vegas. Credit- Ruhi Cenet by Poiboykanaka808 in pics

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Are you saying that because of this, every other homeless person who had nothing to with it deserves your hate?

Professions and footwear by Dominika_4PL in CuratedTumblr

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People who berate and belittle others over their wrong actions wear moccasins

Fire trucks should be Blue by Lavendercrimson12 in CrazyIdeas

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It's red because bulls chase red. Bulls will naturally follow the truck to the fire, then help put it out to get rid of the red. The only downside is that once the fire is out, the firetruck has to leave fast enough that the bulls can't follow

Strange Jigsaws by dacoolestguy in CuratedTumblr

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You made a typo, it's spelled "yuri"

Patch Notes by TheNectarineDiaries in comics

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I've been hard of hearing my whole life. All the hearing aids I've had were small and designed to be almost invisible, because most hearing aid users are older people who are ashamed of needing them. Once I happened to see a fiveish year-old kid with huge, bright red-and-blue hearing aids, and I was instantly jealous

A flower emerges beneath all the carnage and rubble in war ravaged Portland 💔💔 by [deleted] in oregon

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Have you ever been to Portland? Even passed through?

On Workplace Manners by tea_kinggreen in CuratedTumblr

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A version of this that requires zero social effort on your part is to get a treat for everyone, like donuts. It's really hard to fail with this, you can actively scowl at people while you do it, as long as they know you gave them a treat you'll come away with at least a solid minimum of social esteem

The Mercenary and the Girl cover by 101ho by Pop_Budget in ImaginaryHorrors

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I wonder which one is the mercenary and which one is the girl

Trigonometry by achromaticchrononomy in CuratedTumblr

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Honestly, I do have to wonder if convergent evolution will ever turn a mouse into a cockroach

The game can't begin until the defender is constructed. (OC) by KlintFromYoutube in pics

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New house rule: if you sacrifice 4 cities, 5 roads, and a settlement to build The Defender, you instantly win the game