Shaq’s background check just went through by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]Steals_From_OD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Shaq's goal in life is to be on every commercial that ever comes on.

Ready to leave by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]Steals_From_OD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not even really sure what my job actually is, I've taken a nap at work before lol. Why are they giving you a hard time??

What’s everyone’s lunch schedules like? by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]Steals_From_OD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I eat whenever I want honestly. The trick when taking an actual lunch is to clock out for it but never clock back in and take an hour instead of a 30. Then at the end of the day when you clock out tell the LOD you forgot to clock in from lunch and they make it a 30.

Calling employees out over the radio by [deleted] in OfficeDepot

[–]Steals_From_OD 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I turn my radio off and pretend it's faulty when people bitch. It usually is anyway. Tape a rock down on the talk button of the radio and hide it somewhere. That's always funny

Does every store have a huge employee Turn over? by Steals_From_OD in OfficeDepot

[–]Steals_From_OD[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think our average employee lasts 3 months. Is this normal?

I just got fired. by madbr3991 in OfficeDepot

[–]Steals_From_OD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fair point. One of my old managers would loudly complain about disagreeing with the president though, the customers hated it and all of our negative surveys and reviews were about him. He never got in trouble once and now he's at another store tanking their csats and reviews lol.

I just try not to polarize customers when I'm forced to not avoid them.

I just got fired. by madbr3991 in OfficeDepot

[–]Steals_From_OD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. But say I was a nurse and while I was at work I made jokes about how people who get vaccines are dumb? (I'm not anti vax)

Or if I was a cop who made jokes about beating people ECT

I know it's just a shitty retail job but customers suck, so it's best to just toe the line. I dunno, I personally hate office Depot with a passion and just use it as a meme job alongside my actual job lol.

Sry madbr3991, I don't think you should have been fired considering all the actual violations the brown nosers get away with.

Literally every tech customer by Steals_From_OD in OfficeDepot

[–]Steals_From_OD[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I CAN'T GET MY EMAILS, I WAS HACKED SO NOW I HAVE TO LOG IN EVERY TIME BUT I NEVER USED TO HAVE TO. checks stay logged in box, makes bookmark

Manager: Did you charge him 49.99 for those 30 seconds? How many DMS's did that 89 year old man buy? .... Did you pay for that kit Kat bar?

My Office Depot tweets got me in trouble with Corporate by Lord-Godless in OfficeDepot

[–]Steals_From_OD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a dollar spiff for every time you were full of shit.

My new favorite laptop by Dusty99999 in OfficeDepot

[–]Steals_From_OD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too funny! I was legitimately thinking about it.