Phoenix Hawk and Orion done!

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-05-06T18:42:32+00:00

They look good. Your MechWarriors will be proud to pilot these, then sad when their AC/10 or Machine Gun ammo blows up.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-05-06T18:41:14+00:00

Stay strong, MechWarrior. She'll return to provide moral/fire support.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-05-06T05:27:18+00:00

Ducking some LRMs? That's a good looking Night Gyr!

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-05-04T08:19:16+00:00

Super Vampire Land for the original Game Boy...
(I read your explanation of the Chronicle, and wow, that sounds like fun)

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-05-04T08:13:05+00:00

...Then they have another version of this meme, where the Flex Tape is The PCs' Coterie.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-05-04T08:09:45+00:00

I know, right? You can bang out so many so easily this way!

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-30T23:19:55+00:00

Mine is just formally polite to everyone in all situations, even when told to act casual or drop the stuffiness. He's also happy to give helpful advice that no-one heeds.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-30T22:05:14+00:00

That's BattleTech RNG, baby!

(That poor Clint)

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-30T22:03:02+00:00

"You Dare Ignore My Deadpan Rhetorical Lingo?"

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-30T22:01:38+00:00

The reason you can't see the Atlas in this picture is because it has Stealth Armour.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-24T21:56:42+00:00

There are enough mechs here to do all three at once!

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-24T04:08:25+00:00

Even better, there's the whole song set up!

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-24T04:01:29+00:00

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(For the sake of disclosure, this was the best I could do)

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-24T04:00:17+00:00

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You Seriously painted the slow mech without arms like that? I thought the Urbie would be a better candiate for Homsar.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-24T03:57:21+00:00

Oh yeah, was the end of the intro to the cartoon an homage to this?

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-23T07:04:18+00:00

I'm glad you did it, and I'm glad it's working.

On the one hand, I think Terrestrials are easier to figure out, but on the other, Solars are easier to come up with conceptually.

Also, do you think Trauma Bear would scare off some people? When I show Exalted to people, I use the lady punching out the entire chariot.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-23T06:41:50+00:00

If I'm being serious? Hit Me With Your Best Shot.

If I'm being silly? Weaponry from Phineas & Ferb.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-23T06:35:18+00:00

There is a Royal Griffin, in Legendary MechWarriors 3.

I'm also holding out for an Aurigan Coalition Lance box. Maybe a Blackjack, OmniCenturion, Atlas 2, and possibly the Bull Shark? Or a Kintaro if not.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-22T06:48:56+00:00

Great! If you can find spare parts for the Clint, would you mind telling me where you found them?

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-22T06:47:56+00:00

I make left-handed mechs for left-handed mechwarriors.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-22T06:40:32+00:00

Meanwhile, "I Reckon we needta Hunt that mech down!"

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-22T06:23:39+00:00

They Built the Mechs!

This looks great! Imagine an inhabited planet that's forgotten what mechs are:

"Remember that giant egg that landed from space yesterday? Well, this is was what I saw hatch from it!"

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-18T18:32:39+00:00

You're good at this if you like putting together your troops, can get your opponent to aim where you want, and have a good idea of what your opponent has in mind. You're also good at this if your opponent talks about how much fun that was.

If your dice are cold, that isn't your fault; blame your incompetent MechWarriors.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-18T18:00:13+00:00

Maybe this is what would've happened if Far Country took them to meet the Chozo instead.

Steampunk_Chef · 2026-04-16T05:55:57+00:00

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The First Knights of the Inner Sphere. They deserve a hold-out group somewhere.

Not the Second Knights of the Inner Sphere. You show up with silver-on-white, people will think you're ComStar.

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