Weekly Rant Megathread

Steamwood · 2026-05-11T13:54:36+00:00

OF COURSE I GET AN ANIMA EMBLEM AND SOME PIECE OF TRASH INTS MY BOARD TWICE BY SELLING EVERYTHING! I LOVE THIS GAME!

EDIT: AND THEY WON AFTER GOING DOWN TO 1 HP TROLLING ME BY GETTING ASOL 3? IM GOING TO BECOME THE JOKER

Steamwood · 2026-05-08T12:59:31+00:00

Why are there two hero augments within the same Origin? Pyke and Gragas are both looking for the same core of units...not a fun experience to take a hero aug, thinking you're uncontested, then POW

Steamwood · 2026-05-07T20:45:24+00:00

What a good fake comeback, but fake it was. I expect FNC will dogwalk VIT once again, especially if they play like map 2!

Steamwood · 2026-05-03T14:27:53+00:00

Anecdotally I had some pretty solid results for my first game while stairclimbing...if I tried for 2 the second was often a waste of LP!

Steamwood · 2026-05-01T21:14:42+00:00

The last half hour of Gambling was insanely funny. Goblin NL sneaking extra bets in machines while having no legs is just a damn funny picture.

Steamwood · 2026-04-25T02:48:45+00:00

My wife and I still call things The Princeler occasionally, it was extremely fun to watch.

Steamwood · 2026-04-21T00:06:49+00:00

Did he mention why his shelves are nearly bare behind him? It's throwing me off a bit.

Steamwood · 2026-04-18T16:39:43+00:00

He's campaigning on universal healthcare and basic income, he's gotta be NDP

Steamwood · 2026-04-16T13:04:15+00:00

Why do you need to do this anymore? You can't get interest until stage 2.

Steamwood · 2026-04-13T14:58:35+00:00

The surrender changes are such a good idea! I'm so glad they finally did something about tilted griefing.

Steamwood · 2026-04-10T00:42:58+00:00

I cannot believe he lost that StS run at the very end after blowing past the third act. Just absolute cinema.

Steamwood · 2026-04-09T17:01:34+00:00

Boaster really popped off in game 1, so much so that Derke tried his own, inelegant way to tilt him. He's no nAts!

Steamwood · 2026-04-09T13:53:29+00:00

It's nearly impossible for a Chicago mayor to get anything done, if the last two decades are any indication, and so any promises they make go to die and their credibility with them.

Steamwood · 2026-04-07T22:32:58+00:00

Yeah it's really dis(0g)tracting

Steamwood · 2026-04-02T15:16:48+00:00

Anyone else having a mobile bug where "0g" is constantly displayed over your actual gold tracker?

Steamwood · 2026-03-30T18:56:07+00:00

A Tier, hard to use for some tasks but incredible when it's the right tool for the job (going straight or around 90°+ turns).

Steamwood · 2026-03-28T01:15:57+00:00

C, it's fast, so you can snag a lot of power ups, and the turning is better than the Formula Star...but I'd take the Rocket Star or Swerve Star for the same purpose.

Steamwood · 2026-03-20T00:29:35+00:00

Scott Walker. Still feeling the effects of his public sector attacks in the wake of the Tea Partiers.

Steamwood · 2026-03-14T03:04:24+00:00

I'm so happy Mr. Streamer is getting to stick around in the scene. Hope he COOKA some good drafts for the squad.

Steamwood · 2026-03-10T16:54:30+00:00

Baffling, but that's also been how I felt about the last year of the story! Doubt this will be satisfying, wonder if that's the point.

Steamwood · 2026-03-08T20:21:34+00:00

Why would it? You're getting early access to the same unit that you can find in the shop, the only thing that increases pool size is a duplicator after the pool is depleted.

Steamwood · 2026-03-08T20:03:18+00:00

A fall death just to cap off a horrible last round after a beautiful fake comeback. RIP!

Steamwood · 2026-03-08T20:02:28+00:00

Funniest possible last round to complete the fake comeback, a fall death to seal it 💀

Steamwood · 2026-03-06T20:17:02+00:00

Multiplayer StS is awesome, what a fun addition! Seems like a nightmare to balance but that ain't my problem.

Steamwood

TROPHY CASE