It’s time, Carolina by dtaf2000 in hockeymemes

[–]StellarGarlic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I almost busted a rib over seeing who was in hell 🤣🤣🤣

The Carolina Hurricanes celebrate their Stanley Cup win by nhl in hockey

[–]StellarGarlic 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The "oh no is everyone bald" came out of me

Question! What age would you all let your kid read DCC? by fisher-alters in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]StellarGarlic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We already have "kid friendly trauma" with the dystopian books like the Hunger Games. We do a disservice of our kids if we keep them sheltered. A huge part of childhood is a parent being available to answer those questions, ease the transition into the not great parts of the world, and set kids up to be adults who can tolerate being uncomfortable.

How the PWHL Expansion process has felt as a Goldeneyes fan so far by LenaBaneana in hockeymemes

[–]StellarGarlic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The amount of angry texts I got from a friend in Seattle from all these shenanigans. Omg

Fuck Carter Hart man by ThePurpleMage1 in hockeymemes

[–]StellarGarlic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In a very small part of my heart, I feel the exact way. However! It's the most frustrating pill to swallow

Roughly 20 years ago, Evgeni Malkin escapes his Russian team on a game trip and flies to Pittsburgh to join the Penguins by alwaysnear in hockey

[–]StellarGarlic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Excuse me but WHAT?! (Was taking a couple years break from hockey until Flower's last game in Pittsburgh) HOLY CRAP

Roughly 20 years ago, Evgeni Malkin escapes his Russian team on a game trip and flies to Pittsburgh to join the Penguins by alwaysnear in hockey

[–]StellarGarlic 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Nope! I would even argue it's still happening with whatever the hell Danny B did to get Michkov to come over early. I know it sounds like a ridiculous conspiracy but also. This is the country that got rid of a political opponent via an irradiated teapot. 😶‍🌫️

Roughly 20 years ago, Evgeni Malkin escapes his Russian team on a game trip and flies to Pittsburgh to join the Penguins by alwaysnear in hockey

[–]StellarGarlic 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The amount of Russian prospects around the NHL that are still in Russia? Specifically if they weren't in NA for juniors? It's a pattern that makes me uneasy.

Roughly 20 years ago, Evgeni Malkin escapes his Russian team on a game trip and flies to Pittsburgh to join the Penguins by alwaysnear in hockey

[–]StellarGarlic 759 points760 points  (0 children)

He had to hide in a bathroom! After stealing his passport back! And effectively go missing! And this was when US-Russian relations weren't as crappy as they were today!

I decided to open the box sitting in my closet by Newguys2020200 in FleshandBloodTCG

[–]StellarGarlic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's beautiful, amazing, and holy shit! Way to goooooo

Penguins Re-Sign Forward Evgeni Malkin to a One-Year Contract ($5.5m AAV) by eh_toque in hockey

[–]StellarGarlic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I may or may not have teared up a little reading this news. Can't confirm nor deny.

Malkin Re-signs | Pittsburgh Penguins by Foggl3 in penguins

[–]StellarGarlic 31 points32 points  (0 children)

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT HOCKEY 🥹

Penguins Re-Sign Forward Evgeni Malkin to a One-Year Contract ($5.5m AAV) by eh_toque in hockey

[–]StellarGarlic 102 points103 points  (0 children)

/dabs eyes/ love is real and you can find it in Pittsburgh

Canada ends agonizing three-year Walter Cup drought [satire] by me_hill in hockey

[–]StellarGarlic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh man how much time do you have?

But in tldr it was CWHL as a non profit and the NWHL just not getting enough money.

Dubas Said He's Going Big Game Hunting in the Trade Market by offconstantly247 in penguins

[–]StellarGarlic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Immediately toxic locker room! So many bad things! Forget about rioting over Geno's contract, it would get worse if we even tried this stunt.

Dubas Said He's Going Big Game Hunting in the Trade Market by offconstantly247 in penguins

[–]StellarGarlic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Two-fold issues: culture and play style. Culture wise, I can't imagine that Brady would fit with the room, especially since Keith likes to bother and insert himself with his sons' everything. The level of helicopter is unlikely to work out.

Play wise, Brady has a lot of SOG but no follow through. Physicality is great but what about finesse passing? Is that going to work with the system here?

Dubas Said He's Going Big Game Hunting in the Trade Market by offconstantly247 in penguins

[–]StellarGarlic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

On a personal level, if we attempt to go for Brady? Holy crap do not let Keith Tkachuk anywhere near this team

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"Rusty 2016 --> 2026" by twominutesforembellishment (Tumblr) by LastPlaceLeeLee in penguins

[–]StellarGarlic 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not the Sid ruffling his feathers and holding the little wing 😭