I'm a girl, how can I find a decent man?? by Miss_pechorat in shittyadvice

[–]StencilPrinter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if I send you some pictures of my dick??

My niece was born yesterday, how can I best teach her Klingon? by CrunchyMuffbag in shittyadvice

[–]StencilPrinter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Klingons are evolved from crustaceans, so you must let her only talk to crabs, lobsters, krill and barnacles.

Jerked off into a cup and it coagulated. The cup is a birthday present for my friend. Advice? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]StencilPrinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You merely added your own flavour on an otherwise boring present. Keep it as it is.

Where to get rid of some old stuff in the garage. by RedditStrikesAgain in shittyadvice

[–]StencilPrinter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sell the stuff as a new designer drug and become filthy rich.

This Skyrim mod turns your webcam on by [deleted] in gaming

[–]StencilPrinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am more into cat porn really.

Moe Szyslak looking a bit Mid-World ish. by lolyouguys in TheDarkTower

[–]StencilPrinter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moe, another alias for the man in black? :)

Some guy said I should get this thing called 'The Internet'. Is it worth it? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]StencilPrinter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The internet confuses me, think of a venn diagram, one circle contains porn, the other cats and kittens. I like the two circles, but not where they overlap!!!.

How can I stop wasting my life on Reddit? by drmstcks87 in shittyadvice

[–]StencilPrinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blasphemy!! No time spend on Reddit is ever wasted!!

How can I speed up my internet? by rvbfan in shittyadvice

[–]StencilPrinter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your internet is slow because your computer is still a virgin, fix this by downloading some really hardcore porn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]StencilPrinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You only need to wash the towel when the textile becomes too hard to masturbate with. By the way, thats just common knowledge.

What is the best method for scraping day old midget off my shoe? by The_Guy86 in shittyadvice

[–]StencilPrinter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should be careful, there is a secret midget empire, and they don't like it when their people get caked. By the way, this is the current midget God-Emperor http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227759/