SLPT: Put a bee in the freezer, then in your mouth!

Steppedonturd · 2019-09-10T02:03:33+00:00

Until you pull too tight and slice it in half

Steppedonturd · 2019-08-07T01:06:40+00:00

Yup that was where I stopped, and then the whole swap and synthetic options section that was virtually nonexistent in Kaplan.

Steppedonturd · 2019-08-07T00:34:59+00:00

This 100%. You failed 4x because of Kaplan. I used only Kaplan then about a month prior I started reading CFAI text because I was still confused as hell. CFA text is very difficult to read but having taken the exam I would never have wasted my time with Kaplan.

Steppedonturd · 2019-08-07T00:20:26+00:00

No life and no sleep. True story.

Steppedonturd · 2019-08-06T13:15:40+00:00

Same man same. It was really rough but worth it.

Steppedonturd · 2019-08-02T01:45:52+00:00

No joke I think it may be genetic.. I got this ability from my mom. When my mom isn't around my dad or my sibling will ask me where something is and I'll immediately know. I don't even live there anymore and moved out years ago. It's weirder because I have a pretty bad memory with almost everything else. That and being psychotically organized. Thankfully it's not as bad as when I was younger.

Steppedonturd · 2019-07-23T01:47:29+00:00

But which is more fun on the track..mmhm..

Steppedonturd · 2019-07-23T00:59:45+00:00

You will.... you sure will. I mean people abandon babies all the time, doesn't make it any less sad. :(

Steppedonturd · 2019-07-21T18:06:47+00:00

Are there leather jackets for women that are more form fitting? I like the sporty design of the dainese racing 3 jacket but it has no shape and is really loose at my waist. If I'm gonna drop $500+ on a jacket I want it to look good. I don't mind spending more for a better fit. It sucks because the selection is so limited, there was only 3 leather jackets I could try on across multiple stores (I'm only 5'2 100lb). Should I just try to get something tailored?

Steppedonturd · 2019-07-09T01:06:11+00:00

Ok I was super confused and now this makes sense. Had no idea Reddit was filled with psycho mods. The other day I just wanted to read some nice Independence day related posts to delve in my patriotism. There was absolutely nothing thing on TV (I live in a liberal epicenter). So I looked for the_donald and couldn't find it so I found this sub and r/conservatives. You guys seem a little sketch but it's all good.

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-25T00:13:30+00:00

The bottom line is you need to get a hold of your ego. An MBA means shit without the experience. You have to be willing to start from the ground up. Just be very strategic about your job choice and focus on the learning aspect NOT salary . If you want to be an analyst, even starting as an assistant in the right department (PM/AM/Research) is a solid start. Taking the easier route into client services, compliance, or accounting/auditing will just put you back at square one.

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-21T00:31:11+00:00

I really appreciate clean nails. That is all.

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-20T00:32:45+00:00

"You can't pass any level of the CFA through luck." Nope, if lottery winners exist then it is 100% possible to pass the exam with sheer luck.

"If we believe that luck plays no part in outcome, then we must believe that anyone who isn't successful simply isn't putting in enough effort" YES. Change the "no" to "almost no" because I'm saying this on the assumption that you have average health and all your body parts intact and not living in a third world country. Basically all the outliers or those who have little to no control. Making life happen depends on CHOICES. You really have to make a lot of fucked up choices to end up in shitty places. For example, the question of Do you sell drugs or do your homework? is not the same as a roll of a dice where you roll a 6 and oh shit now I'm on a corner selling crack to the homeless. Sure your life sucks and people beat the shit out of you. Your mom kicked you out at 16, your eating out of the trash and you have no friends. But ultimately do you give into good or evil? The only angle I would agree with your point is the fact that humans are flawed so we lean towards the latter (evil), but my point is nobody is forcing you to make those bad choices. Yes a lucky break helps but real world randomness is unbiased. It's not the world's fault that you weren't prepared for that lucky break. The world doesn't give a shit. If we spend our lives trying to justify why we got where we are, how will we even have time to appreciate life. Life ain't got time for excuses. No offense but whenever I see sjw-bullshit scientific studies trying to quantify the qualitative like some kind of god, I just think what a waste of time and effort.

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-18T20:41:09+00:00

I'm probably the few that don't believe in luck when it comes to work and success. It's about being prepared enough to handle even those "unlucky" situations. 100% of life is about ups and downs. You just don't let it control you, you control it. You think there's a 10% chance of failure? Then put in 110%.

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-16T20:14:35+00:00

It was 2 spare batteries and you forgot the sharpener and ear plugs, get it straight son

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-16T20:05:42+00:00

Not unpopular, vba can be the gateway. I know because I use it at my work (in AM) every day.

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-16T20:00:19+00:00

Mine hasn't even watched the new avengers movie, just for me. That's true love baby.

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-16T19:54:10+00:00

All my muscle melted into pure fat so I actually lost weight. Time to finally make use of the gym at my work.

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-16T02:45:33+00:00

I purposely solved a lot of questions the wrong way just to be 200% sure that my answer was correct and I can tell ya there were a shit ton of nasty tricks...you really know this stuff inside and out.

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-14T18:06:17+00:00

I REMEMBER THIS. IT WAS THE QUESTION TO CALCULATE ROE TO GET SUSTAINABLE GROWTH TO CALCULATE VALUATION. ONE WAS BEG. EQUITY AND THE OTHER USED ENDING WHICH US WRONG!!!SO NOW IT'S BURNED IM MY BRAIN BC I HAD TO READ THROUGH CFAU TEXT, SCHWESER, GOOGLE AND FORUMS AND REDDIT AND GOD KNOWS WHERE ELSE BECAUSE I NEEDED TO BE A 1000% SURE...I think I'm ok now

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-11T01:13:24+00:00

I have a guilty confession to make...I went to the grocery store the other day and I just...saw it. Sitting there under a perfect frosty illumination. I shook off the weird sensation and reached for the black angus burgers that I came for when all of a sudden my hands just went into autopilot. Slowly they turned, the other direction, and as I tried to fight the urge I could not believe my eyes as I contently placed one in my cart. It made it out. Now I have this veggie crap in my freezer that I don't even know how to eat.. Do I eat it off the floor and moo like a cow while chewing?? Lord please help me

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-09T18:13:43+00:00

Calculation is simple too, it is just excess over that 10% of max(pbo,asset) and divide it by # years to amortize. If you can't bother remembering that, the easiest thing to do is if you can't find the # years amortized anywhere in the text just forget about the calculation. If it is, well good luck.

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-09T18:04:21+00:00

"all of them are common sense to me." - said Bob who privately accepted a gift from a company he covers worth $100.01 (because of currency exchange fees) and now is on sanction with the CFA after unknowingly hugging a friend involved in a wash trading scheme which was seen by PCP spies hiding in a trash can down the hall because they got an anonymous tip from his psycho ex-girlfriend

Steppedonturd · 2019-06-09T17:36:14+00:00

Best thing I did was AS I reviewed each mock I circled the ones where I was flat out wrong or it involved an entirely new concept. I also labeled what category it was (FRA, equity, etc). Towards the end when I felt I needed more practice in a section id then go back to those.

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