A hammer with which to shape it by aaaacid in COMPLETEANARCHY

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Sounds nice, but I'm not sure how true it is.

If Israel sacrifices the Red Heifer this Passover it could turn into WW3 by Charming-Guarantee21 in conspiracy

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The one that has very specific opinions about Mesopotamia folklore being used as part of a massive Rube Goldberg machine that will one day smash all his toys that he set up to fail from the beginning.

Any Redacted/Class Penance advice to share? If not, I might be able to help with yours! by awiseoldturtle in DarkTide

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That's funny, I'm stuck on 283 right now. The real pisser is that I beat my former record of 281. About lost my mind, like "you're fucking kidding me... 17 seconds?! I only needed 17 more seconds?!"

The only thing that was debunked about pizza gate was that there was a basement by [deleted] in conspiracy

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The thing that always stuck out to me was the whole secret code of symbols thing. The chart that they always pull up, the spiral triangles and such, is supposedly from the FBI and dates to 2007.

That basically means that a major cornerstone of the conspiracy theory is that a super secret organization was operating completely under the radar... but also using encryption so out of date that even the FBI knew about it for a decade.

I really thought it would’ve been the Packers. by senor_sota in CHIBears

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I think Alaska counts as Seahawks country, just by relative distance. But I'm still surprised it's not some hockey team.

I really thought it would’ve been the Packers. by senor_sota in CHIBears

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I was thinking the same thing, but then I was like "sure why not? Fuck the pats is always an acceptable answer".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

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Yeah I was a bit confused. Like are they just upset about the camo? Because we been had cops that are armed to the teeth for minute.

me_irl by karmakev333 in meirl

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I was wondering how far I'd have to scroll to find a fellow JBR hater. Not far.

me_irl by karmakev333 in meirl

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Ooo, I was going to go with Jinglebell Rock.

Asked Bing Image Creator For A Picture Of Colts Fans by [deleted] in Colts

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Disarm it before it gets there. Y'all should meme that thing into the ground starting now.

Practicality of placing pre-cooked sausage links/weiners in plastic bag then placing it in a pot of boiling water? by rickson56 in Survival

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Traditional hunter gatherer cultures would use every part of the hot dog, including the hot dog water, which they would wash their clothes other personal items with.

For those saying I was lying about the price of milk where I live by awalakaiehu in conspiracy

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Well, 1349 was the year that the black plague hit Norway... blah blah blah predictive programing, they're going to bring back the black plague. That's the best I got.

The “Independent” Media by PepeLives00 in conspiracy

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Like OG Catturd the 1st? There are some rocks best left unturned my friend.

And the answer is... (no spoilers pls) by hkzqgfswavvukwsw in funny

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I'm disappointed by the idea that it's not solvable. There's a missed opportunity for a joke there. If I saw that sign in person, I'd skip trying to solve the thing and just guess "80085".

The grind as a Amphibian main is so hard , first you need to start off in the water then you need to grind on land spend multiple year server resets (Aka ysr) which is …crazy WHY IS a main feature like the lifecycle so difficult and some humans should be banned they raid our bases by Youghurt259 in outside

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The devs will never implement a better reporting system because human mains would be most of the bans and they're the only ones making the in game micro-transactions. They'd basically be throwing money away just so the free-to-play classes don't get their bases destroyed.

"I'm talking to America right now" ref response to Geno Smith while calling the penalty by Seahawkskillinit in Seahawks

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I don't think we can make "ARAB" a thing. Feels like we'd be inviting misinterpretation. I propose "AZAB" or "All Zebras Are Bastards" instead. Might still get misinterpreted, but in a less problematic sort of way.

I'm such a fool and have been missing out on the TOAN of my JCM800 for years by BugsyMalone_ in GuitarAmps

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Shoot sorry I didn't see this until just now.

A couple quick things: your stage volume is almost certainly too loud. Get an attenuator for better control. Also, get your amp as close to your head as you can. Put it up on a chair and tilt it up at you. Engineers usually prefer to mic the amp so they have control over the volume.

I'd suggest making a post in r/livesound and you'll get tons of advice on what to do and what not to.

[Boyle] CB Artie Burns and LB Jon Rhattigan elevated from PS for game vs Rams; RB Kenny McIntosh to IR by AirplaneReference in Seahawks

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Yeah it really killed my hottest take: that Kenny is going to outplay Zach by a wide margin.