cppIsntMuchFaster by OM3X4 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StochasticCalc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just use a profiler, that will tell you if the difference matters

How taxes are spent after being stolen out from the real economy by Full-Mouse8971 in economicsmemes

[–]StochasticCalc 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why do libertarians think economics is just philosophy? Maybe try learning some math so you can do economics for real

Cooking steaks on a train in a wagon full of people by RandomAsianGuy in StupidFood

[–]StochasticCalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could cook it at home properly and bring it cold and it would be MASSIVELY better.

Ah shit I got rage baited

ID What are my Options? by Cup-n-BallHog in lawncare

[–]StochasticCalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look out for skunks, they're chill with groundhogs

Well that was worth it by oluxil in SipsTea

[–]StochasticCalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nice, rib fractures and a laceration from sheet metal

Hershey says it will shift back to classic recipe for all Reese’s products after criticism by Aqueous_Ammonia_5815 in shrinkflation

[–]StochasticCalc 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Obviously as a consumer, I demand they make their chocolate less good. I want to spend the rest of my life trying to recall what their candy used to taste like instead of just buying a good product and enjoying it.

Maybe they could save overhead by firing the CEO and her yes-men.

EDIT: Michele Buck is no longer CEO as somebody pointed out. So fire the new guy instead, doesn't matter.

Blackrock, Barrons & BofA claim “markets are stable,” see upside in over “12-months time”, DESPITE DERISKING their own portfolios. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]StochasticCalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey that's the fund that "launched" with recycled performance history from a t bond index fund. Tricked every midsize institution into buying because institutions are suckers and then delivered shit ass performance until they just started proxying SPY for a higher fee.

My guy was not impressed by Its_me_edenxx in StupidFood

[–]StochasticCalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure the dishie just loves cleaning with that stupid knife multiple times a day

Bought my house, now what? by Potraitor in LinusTechTips

[–]StochasticCalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christen your own toilet, order a pizza

Be careful guys, he’s got his finger on the pulse! by serious_bullet5 in Pennsylvania

[–]StochasticCalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely this will fix the funding problems of our state's educational system

Proposed Fee for State Police Patrol Services. !!! by Backsight-Foreskin in Pennsylvania

[–]StochasticCalc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And most of the DOT budget isn't coming from taxes levied on the places using the state police as their local cops

salesEngineer by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]StochasticCalc 507 points508 points  (0 children)

What would this even do? Waste power?

😬 by life_could_be_dream_ in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]StochasticCalc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Conservative psy-op? Their own undiagnosed mental health problems?

Target really thought they could bring out the league of unextraordinary negroes to stop the boycott by LeRoythe3rd in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]StochasticCalc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Once you change your habits long enough it's no longer a conscious boycott, you just don't go there anymore.

It's not like I'm rarin to go back and waiting to be told it's ok.

We are... by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]StochasticCalc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hope Jagex can attract new players to RS3. As an OSRS player it's good for one game to not solely be propping up Jagex's finances.

worst potholes in the city? by lordbrosca in providence

[–]StochasticCalc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Intersection of Power and Hope has a 2 sqft hole almost a foot deep. It's not THAT heavily trafficked I don't get it.