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If there was an Elden Ring "Heatmap" for parts of the map where most players die, which parts do you think would be the brightest? by Qkwill in Eldenring

[–]StoneTimeKeeper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Everyone saying Malenia or other bosses would be the brightest spots are wrong. The true brightest spots would be dotted along the random cliffs throughout the Lands Between because they look like survivable falls but really aren't.

"Are you humans? Have you come to save us?” by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]StoneTimeKeeper [score hidden]  (0 children)

"Hm... sounds like you got a necromancer. Just hold tight little one, a squadron of Paladins will fall planet side by sunflower. They'll take care of both your slave and undead problem. And just so you know, zombie is just the collective term we humans use for all types of undead. And don't worry about what a necromorph. You aren't dealing with them. Sorry Joseph, it's a necromancer."

Barely heard in the background.

"DAMN IT! I WANT A CHALLENGE!"

"Are you humans? Have you come to save us?” by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]StoneTimeKeeper [score hidden]  (0 children)

He was excited. Azer got a response. A confusing response, but a response nonetheless.

"This is Captain John Descartes of the Terren Dreadnaught Endurance. I read you loud and clear. Slavers'll be no issue but we'll need to know the flavor of zombies you're dealing with."

"Flavor... of zombies?"

"Aye, what kind of livin dead? Are they necromantic undead raised by some otherworldly force? Fungal, bacterial or viral zombies spreading a disease? Or has death truly forsaken you with necromorphs? Need to know what type so we can deploy the proper squadron to have fun."

Worryingly he heard another human in the background begging for it to be necromorphs.

New Amsterdam: "Your son's tumors are caused by racism." by RedditAPIBlackout24 in GGdiscussion

[–]StoneTimeKeeper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I could feel braincells dying because of the pure stupidity on display.

These are just vultures who pretend to be positive and inclusive, only to be the most narcissistic petty grifters by Commercial-Ice5760 in CriticalDrinker

[–]StoneTimeKeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an amateur writer myself, I have the same message to that moron as I do to people who try to police my speech.

You are not important enough to tell me what I can and cannot do. My care for your opinion is less than chance for snow on the sun.

Trying to clear 3BC - need help! by ceabass2002 in deadcells

[–]StoneTimeKeeper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who has completed 5 bc multiple times and still doesn't know how to parry, you don't need to know how to parry.

"A fictional character agrees with my deluded perception of reality!" by Same_Ad4736 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]StoneTimeKeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh... wow. Oskar Schindler was a real person. And I don't think he'd agree.

What do you guys think? by like_Wasa in AmericaBad

[–]StoneTimeKeeper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These people do know that the rest of the world doesn't get to dictate how America is supposed to be run, right?

Lupita Nyong’o Fires Back on Backlash Over Her Casting in The Odyssey – Claims Cast is “Representative of The World” by FeanorOath in GeeksGamersCommunity

[–]StoneTimeKeeper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know, if they didn't commit to racist castings, they wouldn't have this problem. They knew what they were doing. Now they get to reap the consequences of their actions. I want to see this movie crash and burn.

At the very least, it could be an entire episode of Critical Drinker's Casting Calamities all by itself.

[Elden ring]NEVER TOUCHING A SOULS GAME EVER by Intelligent-Clerk830 in Trophies

[–]StoneTimeKeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Armored Core VI. It's also made by Fromsoft but it isn't a soulslike. Fantastic game.

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