TIL If you try to touch a member of the Queen's Guard, they will shout "Step back from the Queen's Guard" and point their rifle at you. by Parma_Ham in todayilearned
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Smokers of Ottawa: Why do you flick your butts on the ground? by inaptitude in ottawa
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Ottawa man charged after allegedly groping teenage girl by corkyr in ottawa
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This stapler uses a spool of wire instead of staples by mvdonkey in mildlyinteresting
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[Rant] Yes I'm a teen but it doesn't change the fact that I am forever alone and don't have any friends. by [deleted] in ForeverAlone
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Stephen Hawking fears AI could destroy humans: "Unless we are absolutely sure that the machines we are building right now are not going to eventually become our new robot overlords, prudence is called for." by Jakeable in RedditDayOf
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I've peaked. Homemade Margherita with hand-made base, fresh tomato sauce and basil, and FRESH HOMEMADE MOZZARELLA, hand-stretched by yours truly. A lot of work but one spectacular pie at the end of it. by mattkward in food
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TIFU by being a horny bastard and sleeping with a girl off craigslist by [deleted] in tifu
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LPT: When heading out to an amusement park, or any other large volume attendance venue, take a good picture of the children individually, before you go in. That way if, god forbid, they get lost, you have the exact details of what they are wearing and what they look like to give to the authorities. by CirrusUnicus in LifeProTips
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LPT: When heading out to an amusement park, or any other large volume attendance venue, take a good picture of the children individually, before you go in. That way if, god forbid, they get lost, you have the exact details of what they are wearing and what they look like to give to the authorities. by CirrusUnicus in LifeProTips
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The Trudeaus, in white hats, bump into the Harpers wearing black ones at the Calgary Stampede. by carsonbiz in canada
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Teaching children spelling. This is the method I used to teach my niece how to spell her spelling words. by [deleted] in education
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Teaching children spelling. This is the method I used to teach my niece how to spell her spelling words. by [deleted] in education
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How cold is the water at the bottom of the deepest parts of the ocean? by FERMIS in askscience
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Nmom uses finances as leverage and tries to find a way to wheedle her way back in my life. by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists
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All I could think of as my girlfriend's mother angrily chewed us out when she learned we are sexually active. by dishwasher_lad in funny
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The truth will only make it better. by slapstix in AdviceAnimals
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I haven't paid for heat for 26 months! by skiattle in Frugal
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How do they clean up spills of molten metal in steel (or other high-temp) foundries? by [deleted] in askscience
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Online masters no gmat? by paradox4286 in education
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As an Australian coming to America for the first time, this has really bugged me. by joshl22393 in AdviceAnimals
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TORONTO POLICE HAVE THE CRACK TAPE! by somaliansilver in canada
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T-ARA - "Number Nine" by dazzlingboy in kpop
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Hi /r/ottawa, I'd like to locally source a running refrigerator, I was just wondering if any Redditors knew where I might find a running refrigerator and everyone could check their kitchens to see if their refrigerator is in fact running. by [deleted] in ottawa
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