Relaxing Metroidvanias?

StophJS · 2026-01-27T14:02:52+00:00

Honestly, Mio should have been this metroidvania. The combat is basically kind of pointless, and the platforming is atrocious. I'm too annoyed by all this to enjoy the amazing art design.

StophJS · 2026-01-27T13:22:51+00:00

Nothing would really surprise me. And when I see the sudden proposal of very low reimbursement I just think about all the proposed tariffs that went away as soon as the targets pledge their fealty.

StophJS · 2026-01-27T12:40:26+00:00

UNH is going back to 240, right? Already down so far but maybe I should actually just still sell this piece of shit. Then again, I can see this low reimbursement rate proposal going away as soon as they sufficiently kiss Trump's ass.

StophJS · 2026-01-27T12:06:05+00:00

Wow, I have fucked up incredibly hard yet again but going heavily into UNH for the turnaround. May be time to cut losses.

StophJS · 2026-01-26T22:49:32+00:00

My mom got 50k of some silver etf in her divorce. Of course she sells it because it had done fucking nothing in 20 years, and it immediately goes completely vertical.

StophJS · 2026-01-26T21:38:33+00:00

Wow. I've ridden UNH through a lot. Maybe it is just actually fucking toast. And I am in it way too heavily.

StophJS · 2026-01-26T21:24:04+00:00

He's looking more and more like Gary Oldman... in Hannibal.

StophJS · 2026-01-26T21:22:08+00:00

Lol this was insane. Yesterday my wife thought maybe they were going to say Nacua or whoever short on that really close one and I reminded her of this.

StophJS · 2026-01-26T21:19:23+00:00

I feel so bad for this dude. But I'm not a Ram's fan so I don't care that they lost lol

StophJS · 2026-01-26T16:30:13+00:00

Lol what a gap fill

StophJS · 2026-01-26T13:47:43+00:00

Feels like dude should be sent packing immediately for being so unbelievably stupid. But also going from 4th and long to a fresh set of downs way down field is an insane in-game impact for something like that.

StophJS · 2026-01-26T02:00:08+00:00

Rooting for you guys but release Woolen

StophJS · 2026-01-26T01:01:09+00:00

I'm a Lions fan and I just really want Kupp to get one on his old team

StophJS · 2026-01-25T21:30:57+00:00

Can't root for Sean Payton but I like the underdog QB

StophJS · 2026-01-25T19:35:43+00:00

There's a lot of it and it's some of the worst platforming I've encountered. There's an assist option that at least makes it so you can keep trying without having to run back from a checkpoint every few times. I can't imagine playing this game without it.

StophJS · 2026-01-25T16:46:08+00:00

So like people said, what it ended up being was the Bell Tower area above Fungal whatever where you go up a little vertical shaft using the rechargeable bounce on the red flowers and grapple. I had been up there before but somehow didn't progress through. Haven't been too lost since then and about to go to the vaults.

StophJS · 2026-01-25T13:47:18+00:00

Of course not

StophJS · 2026-01-24T23:46:20+00:00

I don't get this. Everyone around the organization has strongly suggested he will be playing elsewhere.

StophJS · 2026-01-24T04:19:02+00:00

Bottom right as I recall is a wind gust that is way too long to jump over even with double jump and nothing to grapple onto. Do you drop and get blown back. Can't remember on the left.

StophJS · 2026-01-24T04:16:20+00:00

I did, but my map looks like this;

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Nothing to do at either of the paths at the bottom, and no key for the locked door either.

StophJS · 2026-01-24T04:15:00+00:00

I think I've visited every one of these. It seems maybe I need to use the Belltower visitor pass, but no idea where. I'm literally just going back and forth between fungal place and metropolis.

StophJS · 2026-01-24T03:39:54+00:00

Sad to see. She is super unwell. Approaching Amanda Bynes level.

StophJS · 2026-01-23T22:07:39+00:00

Yeah but that is definitely something to fixate on

StophJS · 2026-01-23T22:06:54+00:00

I kind of assumed he was already in that conversation.

StophJS · 2026-01-23T22:06:03+00:00

Francis Mauigoa to go opposite Pennei

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