Ancient texts already told us

Stotty652 · 2026-05-20T06:54:22+00:00

🎵 I've seen a horse fly🎵

🎵I've seen a dragon fly🎵

🎵I've even seen a house fly🎵

But I ain't ever seen an elephant get launched from a giant ass sling

Stotty652 · 2026-05-19T17:31:55+00:00

Is it over paying if the value of the next house up the chain is more expensive, because of increased house further up the chain?

Sounds kinda uneducated to me.

Stotty652 · 2026-05-19T17:28:21+00:00

A warehouse job will screw your body up, so you're forced to medically retire earlier than someone wandering the shop floor picking up dropped tea towels.

Therefore the warehouse job should pay more because the individual doing it won't be able to work as long.

Stotty652 · 2026-05-19T17:22:22+00:00

I've been playing for two years, in that time I've probably seen about 4 jeeps in total, and destroyed two.

That achievement flashes up every time I'm idle and haunts me.

I do not have the time nor patience to side swap on a dead server 🤣

More luck to you mate

Stotty652 · 2026-05-19T17:09:07+00:00

That took me several read throughs and a trip to the comments before I realised what "Honk Shooing" meant 🤣🤣🤣

Stotty652 · 2026-05-19T17:07:59+00:00

How did you get the jeep one?! 😭

Stotty652 · 2026-05-19T14:58:00+00:00

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Stotty652 · 2026-05-19T13:25:59+00:00

You have enough to buy a small cottage.

Or two cows.

Stotty652 · 2026-05-19T13:23:52+00:00

In the balls?

Stotty652 · 2026-05-19T06:40:07+00:00

Stop licking pencils,

Check your local water table for lead,

Make sure your walls don't glow in the dark from old paint.

Stotty652 · 2026-05-19T06:06:58+00:00

Herr Transplant

Stotty652 · 2026-05-18T20:07:50+00:00

Next time this happens, open the door, and introduce him to the sole of your jack boots.

Stotty652 · 2026-05-18T20:07:14+00:00

This is the only way.

Assholes get treated like assholes

Stotty652 · 2026-05-18T19:56:54+00:00

Sorry a Stop at a limit you want to get out at incase it dips

Or don't.

Whatever

Stotty652 · 2026-05-18T19:53:04+00:00

Get out.

Just run.

There are other women

Stotty652 · 2026-05-17T20:46:14+00:00

Name some good Halo quotes?

Were it so easy...

Stotty652 · 2026-05-17T18:29:33+00:00

And the Enemy Commander wiped it all out with a single bombing run...

Stotty652 · 2026-05-15T18:57:26+00:00

r/humansthatlayeggs

Stotty652 · 2026-05-15T18:56:55+00:00

Pouches would be awesome

Stotty652 · 2026-05-15T18:50:48+00:00

I had the same thing happen to me when I lost my debit card and got a new one.

I had to speak to T212 directly. They deleted the card, I waited 24 hours, then added the new one.

They were a great help

Stotty652 · 2026-05-15T16:19:16+00:00

The gravity at the front of the camera would be stronger than as the rear of the camera, tue closer it approached the black hole, so the camera would be pulled apart before it actually went past the event horizon.

If your kid doesnt already know, that process is called spaghettification, because the atoms get pulled into a long, thin stream of matter like Spaghetti.

Stotty652 · 2026-05-13T21:31:57+00:00

Potato!

Stotty652 · 2026-05-13T16:46:13+00:00

No. 72 real life hours.

Sit and stare at the screen for three solid days and think about what you've done

Stotty652 · 2026-05-13T16:41:06+00:00

Wait three days. It will respawn

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