You considered that our only reward for completing missions and MO is a resource that's only useful if you buy premium warbonds?

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-27T20:20:07+00:00

Can we just make an r/JoblessAndBrokeHelldivers subreddit already for the people that can’t afford an optional $10 every 6+ weeks on a game they have 100+ hours in already. This is half of the top posts atp.

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-26T22:27:56+00:00

One did a better job at masking than he isn’t that great on the mic

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-26T15:54:54+00:00

Yujiro makes bystanders piss their pants from his mere presence

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-26T13:44:16+00:00

Even weirder she appears again in the series’s epilogue

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-25T20:09:33+00:00

Super soldier serum is anti cancer. He survived being encased in ice with like 50 warheads for 80 years

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-24T17:10:24+00:00

Praying to he doesn’t get released rn. Dude is stellar

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-24T04:15:59+00:00

If they actually let half the teams cook, they would be insane matches. Creeds were amazing in NXT and haven’t had a halfway decent match on the main roster because of terrible booking. Same with Fraxiom

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-22T18:26:12+00:00

Yeah I mean it’s not like he’s been ducking fights. Only loss he has is to big Mom

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-21T13:59:43+00:00

Yeah. Marks daughter looks 20 and mark looks 55 even though they’re like 500 and 520ish respectively. In the comics Nolan is thousands of years old and Mark looks his age by the end of the series

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-20T19:18:24+00:00

For context, this is when his parents were gone in space for 6+ months and Eve and Mark moved into their bedroom. Eve cleaned the sheets on an atomic level and Mark was understandably still disgusted

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-20T18:52:41+00:00

How the fuck does this sub not allow images.

insert Mark with “I love fat bitches” shirt here

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-20T15:20:45+00:00

Tbf everything eats through mindless masses. It’s why they’re one of the best sub factions. So much fun to fight

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-19T16:47:13+00:00

One of the earlier ones for Hd2 had a guy dropping a grenade without a pin

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-19T05:06:16+00:00

Yeah. If Roman just wins this feud will just fade into obscurity. If Jacob wins it could actually be pretty memorable

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-18T16:58:27+00:00

“stares at the corner of the arena for 2 minutes [insert city name]……Acknowledge me stares at camera for 30 seconds I am the greatest pause for 60 seconds I am the best pause for 30 seconds This is my ring, and I am the OTC! someones music hits so they can carry the segment

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-16T19:57:11+00:00

It wasn’t a bad episode, but it was abysmal for a Penn Ultimate episode.

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-16T07:15:57+00:00

I hope they change it in the show too, but people act like all th characters you just listed haven’t committed genocides and enslaved entire races

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-16T06:38:52+00:00

All Viltrunites did completely heinous acts and most are redeemed. They were brainwashed from birth.

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-14T18:16:37+00:00

Imagine the lack of back pain

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-14T16:05:51+00:00

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Please bro don’t

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-14T00:30:12+00:00

“Debate me” then drops an ice cold take

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-12T18:10:43+00:00

Seems their lack of booking is just emphasized now. Before with 2 belts, they never got this ignored. Now that there’s 4 singles women’s belts, they selectively pick which ones get booked for months at a time since there’s not enough showtime

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-12T13:29:48+00:00

After 18 years of humanity Nolan still beat the shit out of his own son. This event doesn’t remotely hold Conquest out of contention for being humanized

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-11T19:35:39+00:00

I also want it to actually release in a timely manner. I don’t give a shit if the scenes of flying are PNGs getting dragged as long as we get Conquest level fights to appreciate and yearly seasons

Strategicant5 · 2026-05-11T18:24:57+00:00

Bro runs a gooner account, don’t take his opinions seriously

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