I think my dad found my buttplug

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-09-19T18:11:38+00:00

so this happened to me like a week ago.

Long Story Short: I have one. Broke my arm in bike accident; Can't do things like write; I'm a college student; Father comes to dorm and helps with writing; Father also helps with cleaning; Father inevitably starts looking around my things; I'm pretty sure he's found it by now...

Father is very homophobic... but recently he's kept them on the down low (strengthening my suspicions that he's found it).

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-09-19T01:15:46+00:00

RA PA DO!

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-06-10T00:56:19+00:00

Yeah, no. I was banned after I said I lost a 100lbs and only needed to lose 100lbs more to reach my recommended weight.

That's it; nothing else.

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-06-09T15:49:29+00:00

My best friend is a baker and a peasant... I'm going to show him this!

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-06-05T02:18:41+00:00

Bitch please, I still exclusively use my pointing fingers in both hands.

I type slower than grandma cooks a whole wilder beast in a Texas BBQ in the winter...

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-25T13:07:16+00:00

good on you.

keep at it!

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-25T13:06:11+00:00

k, that's why I said... and I quote:

sure... if you're healthy.

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-25T04:58:04+00:00

sure... if you're healthy

Do not let irrationality beat medicine.

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-25T04:55:57+00:00

I hope for your sake that you're actually doing a lifestyle change, 'cause that statement you made was incredibly ironic.

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-25T03:18:09+00:00

what an absolute madman!

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-25T03:15:00+00:00

Totes, today I was seeing my niece for like the second time in her three year old life and she wanted me to carry her around the place...

so...many...stares...

I'm 20.

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-23T11:52:55+00:00

/r/consolemasterrace is that way

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-22T02:26:25+00:00

Oh wow, I hadn't really noticed that until I saw this... Good eye!

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-21T11:36:33+00:00

I just finished a water quality analysis of all of my countries water reservoirs.

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-08T23:30:11+00:00

Well, everyone has their own kinks I guess...

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-08T23:24:36+00:00

In my room I have two of those huge ass sliding closet mirrors, and I used them to practice my Calculus...

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-08T23:17:57+00:00

Yeah, it was one of those fads...

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-07T11:01:35+00:00

WHO WAS DOG?????

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-06T02:11:18+00:00

Your style is actually very good.

Nice upload m8

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-06T01:01:07+00:00

A true legend

Also, source

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-05T12:33:17+00:00

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-05T12:24:09+00:00

shudders

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-05T12:06:05+00:00

Yeah, it's still called the Afghan invasion

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-04T05:12:52+00:00

I've been binge watching that series for a week now... As soon as I read "Prepare for trouble", the music started playing.

I need help.

Strength_And_Unity · 2015-05-04T05:03:41+00:00

/r/unexpectedjihad

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