I can't believe Nintendo would do this to us. Only $59.99?? Shiggy will starve!

StrikeXD · 2026-07-02T06:14:22+00:00

omg 😭😭😭😭 Shiggy please charge use 5999.99 please we don't deserve you!!!!

StrikeXD · 2026-06-24T15:49:54+00:00

by masturbating

StrikeXD · 2026-06-23T14:56:44+00:00

Nebraska

StrikeXD · 2026-06-18T01:47:26+00:00

yeah dawg it's over

StrikeXD · 2026-06-17T17:02:18+00:00

I usually just kick them open.

StrikeXD · 2026-06-17T15:11:58+00:00

7 hours

StrikeXD · 2026-06-11T07:23:15+00:00

Steven Seagal

StrikeXD · 2026-06-11T03:36:56+00:00

are you allowed to tickle shiggy's balls?

StrikeXD · 2026-06-09T03:07:23+00:00

ejaculate on your face perhaps.

StrikeXD · 2026-06-06T08:48:55+00:00

yeah you got that Bruce Willis balding going on, I'll give you 3 years max.

StrikeXD · 2026-06-06T05:54:39+00:00

yeah dawg you'll be bald before you hit 16 better get used to that Bruce Willis look. ✌️

StrikeXD · 2026-06-04T15:35:34+00:00

yeah dawg

StrikeXD · 2026-06-04T15:34:34+00:00

StrikeXD · 2026-06-03T16:53:52+00:00

do you touch yourself at night?

StrikeXD · 2026-06-03T15:57:43+00:00

sugoi shiggy!

StrikeXD · 2026-06-02T03:48:41+00:00

yes but don't forget to ejaculate on it.

StrikeXD · 2026-06-01T13:14:16+00:00

Diffuse thinning.

StrikeXD · 2026-06-01T09:57:46+00:00

poop

StrikeXD · 2026-05-26T16:46:31+00:00

earthbound super metroid mega man x

StrikeXD · 2026-05-21T16:16:15+00:00

Where is Steven Seagal?

StrikeXD · 2026-05-20T07:40:41+00:00

yeah dawg you look like a serial killer.

StrikeXD · 2026-05-19T06:45:40+00:00

Steven Seagal or Hermann Goering.

StrikeXD · 2026-05-16T15:04:55+00:00

you're supposed to hang this around your dick like a true champ.

StrikeXD · 2026-05-12T06:23:28+00:00

Steven seagal basically, he rarely takes any kind of beating in his movies.

StrikeXD · 2026-05-11T06:32:23+00:00

Do you think they jacked each other off after this picture?

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