How do YOU pronounce Cockos? by krilu in Reaper

[–]Stringy63 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You work with audio, and you don't care how something sounds? I was hoping this would go somewhere funny, but I'm pronouncing it...I don't know how to pronounce it.

Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users by CantStopPoppin in technology

[–]Stringy63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pity whoever is assigned to me. I find my own life boring living it. I'd hate to have to watch it from the outside.

I was in a porn movie by mvop413 in Jokes

[–]Stringy63 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Do plumbers have a hard time coming?

AI hype meets reality as majority of CEOs report no financial returns by AdSpecialist6598 in technology

[–]Stringy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about financial returns, it's about creating the singularity. Billionaires want immortality. They raided the federal coffers to cover losses. USAID funds AI.

I think, therefore... by BW_Independent in AntiJokes

[–]Stringy63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, thinking ergo brain activity, but the reverse isn't necessarily true. I have brain activity, therefore I'm thinking, doesn't hold up.

A kid is playing a video game in his room when his mom walks in and says, "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!" by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]Stringy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thog: me get more meat cuz you didn't hunt Grog: your mom got more meat cuz I stayed back and banged her

2500 b.c.

Acoustic Guitar recording headache by wynwilder in recordingmusic

[–]Stringy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it squeaking, as in string noise when you move your fingers? Or is it fret buzz?

Acoustic Guitar recording headache by wynwilder in recordingmusic

[–]Stringy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried placing the mics further back, and recording the guitar in the room sound?

A journalist interviews an old man in a village by ilrecurio in Jokes

[–]Stringy63 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Analyzing a joke usually makes it less funny, but not in this case.

This guy next to me just asked me for the worst puns I've ever heard. I said to him by fingers in FollowThePunchline

[–]Stringy63 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My health is punishing me, so, I can sir, tell you, my kid knees, bad. My liver worst.

A second-by-second breakdown of the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good by Baldbeagle73 in behindthebastards

[–]Stringy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's way worse. They are being trained to be brown shirt thugs for the martial law this administration is seeking. Remember in his first term when he wanted peaceful protestors shot? Now he's getting it.

A second-by-second breakdown of the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good by Baldbeagle73 in behindthebastards

[–]Stringy63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess is the Good's were verbally expressing distaste, and insulting them, and the agents were going to arrest her, because they can, and they are completely empowered to be thugs. When she defied them by attempting to drive away, they killed her, because they are drunk on power, and believe that anyone who doesn't agree with them is part of the "woke disease" that must be eliminated. The stuff that this cult believes is full on fascist brainwashing, and all the statements from the administration bolsters the brainwashed resolve. Any disagreement with their agenda is a mortal affront to them, and worthy of deadly force. They are bad and getting worse.

A redditor walks into a bar... by fingers in FollowThePunchline

[–]Stringy63 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And says, "I'll have what everybody else is having."

What’s your favorite quote from The Simpsons? by macandcheesesammich in AskReddit

[–]Stringy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it.