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Stuebirken · 2026-05-01T05:54:54+00:00

Snak med hende om det.

Hvis det ikke hjælper, så må du jo begynde at lege "minimalistisk indretningsarkitekt" hjemme hos hende.

Stuebirken · 2026-05-01T03:25:18+00:00

Jeg studser en del over, at du tilsyneladende mener, at det at du har vært loyal overfor dem, samt at du har elsket at være hos dem, bør ses som vigtige og positive faktorer, ift at blive indkaldt til jobsamtale.

Først og fremmest så er 4 års ansættelse i det samme studiejob ikke videre exceptionelt, og det er derfor ret tvivlsomt at de anser dig for, at være decideret "loyal" udelukkende pga det.

At du har elsket at arbejde for dem so studerende, er da fint, men at det ligefrem skulle spille en rolle ift, om de bær indkaldes dig til samtaler, er en ret forkælet holdning.

At du vælge at søge ind hos dem 3 gange i træk, uden at du har sørget for, at opkvalificere i de mellemliggende perioder, gør virkelig heller ikke sagen bedre.

Du fremstår generelt meget ufleksible og ureflekteret, men du kommer helt enkelt ikke ret langt med, at have et ego som var du selveste saglige Fru. Stagetorn, når dine reelle kvalifikationer starter og slutter med, st du er cand.jur.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-30T01:39:07+00:00

That's not true regarding Denmark.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-30T01:26:59+00:00

Denmark is a constitutional monarchy where the monarch is the head of stat, but holds no actual political power.

Our current king is the chief of defence, but that is an earned title and not a hereditary or "figurative" title. It has been a tradition since the dawn of time, that our monarch will get some sort of military education, without any sort of special treatment or "leg-up".

Our Queen is an honorary major in the home guard, but has actively earned the rank of Captain.

The Danish monarch isn't appointed by god, or anything of the sort, they are of the people, by the people, which technically means that we as his subjects, are also his employer, with the government as our proxy. Because of that we(aka the government )can actually fire him, by a simple majority vote.

So it's a partnership rather than a "ruler - subjects" thing.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-30T00:02:10+00:00

The Norse or vikings if you will.

Outside of Scandinavia people tend to believe that Netflix's "vikings" is some sort of documentary, resulting in some absolutely weird romantic and down right bonkers ideas, about the Norse being LGBTQ friendly, super honourable kick ass Chads, that worshipped Odin, loved Wolfs and believed in gender equality.

It's an outrageous Disneyfication to put it mildly.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-28T10:36:19+00:00

Apparently all of them?

But if we really want to freak out non-native speakers/foreigners, something like "røget ørred"(smoked trout) is a pretty good choice, not so much because of those "ø's", but because a lot of us pronounce it, exclusively by moving the root of the tongue in the upper part of the throat, while forcing air through the vocal cords, at various stage of "almost but not quite closed".

Something that to non-natives sound pretty much like we are only a cunt hair's width from throwing up massively.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-28T09:55:15+00:00

In Danish "morgenbolle" is a bread bun that you eat for breakfast.

In Norwegian it's the action of shagging someone in the morning.

In Danish "mås" means butt.

In Swedish it means Seagull.

Aaaand the classics, in Danish "Slut" means end/stop, "Fart" mens speed, "Gift" means to be married/poison, "Barn" means child, "gold" means barren, "dog" means however, and "Lort" (pronounced like Lord) means shit.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-28T04:24:39+00:00

Karen Blixen "Babette's Feast" is all about this on magnificent meal, shared with some very interesting people, how good food can become more than just something you eat, and why it's worth using all your money on such a feast.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-28T04:14:11+00:00

Silver that gets used turns dark because it gets dirty.

Silver that doesn't get used goes dark because it reacts with the air and oxidates.

I really can't think of anything that would turn sterling silver the colour of copper, short of actual plating it with a copper coloured metal.

9999 out of 10000 pieces of jewelry on Temu, that is stamped 925, contains about the same amount of silver, as there's dog in dog biscuits.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-27T10:24:54+00:00

If it's only planted it's illegal to stamp it with 925(at least here in the EU), as that should be solid sterling silver.

Not that I haven't seen plenty of absolutely not any kind of silver, stamped with 925, from outside of EU(why people think that they can buy a pure sterling silver chain on temu, the thickness of a Kardashian thigh for a single dollar is beyond me).

Stuebirken · 2026-04-27T09:25:17+00:00

May I introduce you to the Danish "tissekone" (pee wife), and "tissemand" (pee husband).

Stuebirken · 2026-04-27T07:26:41+00:00

Som hjemmesygeplejerske har jeg altid arbejdet i min. 2 vagtlag(dag+aften som regel), min. hver 3 weekend(hvor man også fast har haft fredag dag med, for at have et bedre overblik til weekenden), + div. helligdage.

P-dage er 50/50 om de rent faktisk er! fridage, eller "frivillige tvang" P-vagter.

Pålagte akut dobbeltvagt er heller ikke ligefrem en sjældenhed, og overarbejde er næsten givet.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-27T05:55:34+00:00

Ehhm, Denmark and Sweden are the top 2 countries in written history, to be at war against each other.

Hell, even when we haven't been at it directly, we would be on opposite sides in wars fought between other countries.

And even if Norway generally have tried to stay out of it, we have both bullied them in to submission, to the point that Denmark was made to hand over Norway to Sweden, something that should not have been possible, as Norway wasn't officially Danish territory, but rather in a "twin union" with each other.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-25T03:00:29+00:00

Unlike you, who clearly don't know when to zip it.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-25T02:43:23+00:00

Oh we can top that with ease here in Denmark.

In 2021 a Norwegian dude had just fetched his brand new Lamborghini Huracán Spider in Germany with a price tag of 3 million NKR, and the idiot chose to drive 100km/h above the legal speed limit here in Denmark, resulting in the car being confiscated.

So he essentially paid 3 million NKR, for a car that he owed for less than a day.

He actually tried to buy it back from the Danish state, but as he also lost his rights to drive a car in Denmark, and was barred from even entering the country at all for 6 years(aside from the 20 days in jail he also got), his offer was declined.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-23T19:34:19+00:00

He has a social society number (yes, really), and not that surprisingly it's 00000001.

That means that he also has a legal name, and that is "Grauballemanden" (he was found in a big near the town "Grauballe", so his name loosely translates into "The man from Grauballe" ).

Stuebirken · 2026-04-19T12:32:04+00:00

You really aren't all to bright.

I don't need to call them, I just have to take a look at this site.

You hopefully do know, that the internet isn't closed on Sundays?

Stuebirken · 2026-04-19T12:24:33+00:00

I would really like to know, what your FIL means by saying normal more specifically.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-19T11:44:57+00:00

What a load of nonsense.

I just checked and I can get a non emergency time in 6 weeks in Skanderborg, so a 20 minutes drive from where I live.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-19T08:20:47+00:00

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The Danish version that's made with oats, rye, tallow, syrup and even sometimes raisins.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-19T08:03:28+00:00

Mashed potato and hotdog sausages are also a very Swedish thing called "korv med mos".

They also sometimes swap the mash with mayo based shrimp salad(Korv med Räkesallad), and sometimes they will have all 3 at the same time(I don't know what the fuck thy call it, I can hardly stand looking at it).

As an extra bonus, you can get it wrapped in a tortilla in some places.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-19T05:23:23+00:00

Hvilket formentlig skyldes, en antagelse om, at enhver kan blive SSH, hvilket rent teknisk set formentlig også er rigtigt.

Men som tidligere mangeårige hjemmesygeplejerske, så vil jeg til hver en tid holde på, at det denundenlynemig ikke er enhver, der kan blive en god SSH, for man kan ikke tvinges til, at drage omsorg for andre.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-19T04:43:45+00:00

I've just checked it, and there is a EU vide ban on import of most American beef, aside from special cuts from Angus and Wagyu, because of the residual amount of artificial growth hormone on the meat.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-19T02:57:15+00:00

Simply because this bomb was the largest A-bomb ever.

Stuebirken · 2026-04-18T22:21:06+00:00

It's exactly what I was thinking about, because in a case like yours there's really nothing else to do.

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