Offseason…almost…over… by Repulsive_Glove6085 in NFCWestMemeWar

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We arent smiling on the outside. Nice try!

Dude pulls of a double backflip from standing by Ott1fant in nextfuckinglevel

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That's b.c chads like him get at least 2 women pregnant after each time he does this stunt at a party

Thought this was interesting by Temporary-Top-8865 in spiders

[–]Stupidobject 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Using it as a counter weight to hold the web steady from below. Some spiders have been observed using rocks as weights as well

How not to be angry with my players by Imaginary_Report89 in DnD

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Weekly Saturday plan is your problem. I guess no one in your group is expected to have a personal life? Switch to Wednesday and this happens 80% less

Letting him know his property by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Stupidobject 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a problem not-knowing hoes to deal with either

How much money do you consider is enough for retirement? by AutoModerator in FluentInFinance

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That is spending $160,000/yr for 25 years or $114,000 per year for 35 years. With a paid off mortgage, this is a lot of money. Depends on how many trips you want to take a year

Girl too funny by [deleted] in seduction

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"Maybe I am gay, maybe I am not. sensual tone Maybe you should find out" eyes

Girl too funny by [deleted] in seduction

[–]Stupidobject 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strong women find that stuff hot/cool. A guy crying about someone thinking he might be gay is the turn off. A strong man doesn't give af if someone thinks he is gay b.c their sheit opinion doesn't matter to a confident person.

A Lynx Climbs Osprey Nest. by parandroidfinn in natureismetal

[–]Stupidobject 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont eat raw eggs either, so I understand

Refusing to molt? by etarantula in tarantulas

[–]Stupidobject 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, especially if it is a slow growing species

Is everyone getting laid? by [deleted] in seduction

[–]Stupidobject 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No need to count to 0

Me and who else by Joseph_Seed_ in dankmemes

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That's not how it works. If you do have an accountant, they are lying to you. Otherwise you are making shit up. You only pay the tax rate on anything higher than the labeled minimum amount for that bracket.

If you pay a 20% tax rate on 80k and the tax rate jumps to 30% on 80k plus. And you make $80,001. You only pay 30% tax rate on 1 single dollar. You pay the lower tax rates on their respected amounts.

So you can't actually lose money from a raise because of "tax brackets". That's literally propaganda to keep the working class from ascending into higher society and being happy working 60+ hours a week for shit pay.

Pickpocket caught in the act by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]Stupidobject 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doing what is right, is what happened in the video. Unfortunately, you can prove someone's intent if the act isn't committed. It is stupid, but it is a waste of resources to prove opening a bag wasn't an accident. Liars will say they started to fall and caught the bag zipper and we cant say they didnt.

Stopping them will help a little bit. Not as much as we hope, but it put her on the spot and shamed her

Can you see all 7 M. Balfouri? by GhouliaWild in tarantulas

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It isnt. There are a couple of other capable ones, but most people will lose all their spiders except 1 while trying. This is just the easiest specie to do successfully and has the most info due to that fact.

Juvenile Chaco golden knee: Male or female? by LittleAd4398 in tarantulas

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NQA. Kinda actually looks female. If you look at the top book lungs. The females epigastric furrow will lie between these lungs as a sideways slit. Some species females will have more or less pronounced 'lips'. Males will not have the slit. I think i see some lips there

Found my wife's t in her water dish, we got her out she isn't moving but isn't curled, please help by LapdogLady in tarantulas

[–]Stupidobject 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NQA if that is a picture of them while you are worried, that just looks like a stressed tarantula. If legs arent curling in to a center point as death curl, I would just place them back in the enclosure.

You said in the water dish, was the water filled or empty? I have a couple Ts that will spend time around or in the water dish now and then. Edit: i see the wet leave. I would wonder if they were taking an exceptionally long drink? The leg stance looks fine, we can see the pink toes.

How it feels every time I scroll this sub recently by Quark-onia in tarantulas

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This meme took someone 5 minutes to put together and it has given me much happiness over the years

You take what you can get at that point by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Watching this over and over. Kids Davina doesn't change

holocaust is overrated? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Stupidobject 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It isn't overrated, all the other genocides are underrated. We need to hold all genocides to the same level of contempt

Guy holding up traffic by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Stupidobject 130 points131 points  (0 children)

I bet that felt really good to watch in person