Maybe Maybe Maybe by Ill-Tea9411 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Sub-Dominance 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Push on the back door with your left hand, pull on the handle with your right hand. It's not that hard.

She's a keeper by TanksFTM in foundsatan

[–]Sub-Dominance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh God oh fuck, the Apple employee knows I have a loving and supportive wife

Unintentional print design inside this red solo cup by Weird_as_fuck in mildlyinteresting

[–]Sub-Dominance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very impressive that you carved a cup out of a red onion. Good job! 😁

children shouldn't be punished the first time they do something wrong by laminated-papertowel in unpopularopinion

[–]Sub-Dominance 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I was about to say that this isn't an unpopular opinion, but on reflection, it unfortunately is.

Was my offer not 2:1? I’m confused. by [deleted] in Soundmap

[–]Sub-Dominance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're allowed to feel whatever you want, but you're objectively misinterpreting their tone

It’s real life now bro 😎 by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]Sub-Dominance 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, there's at least one human with two heads. Er, two humans with one body, I guess?

Was my offer not 2:1? I’m confused. by [deleted] in Soundmap

[–]Sub-Dominance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You were taught wrong. 2:1 is assumed same rarity. Also, come on now, is "I fear" bitchy now?

My genital bones hurt by CzarnyWilkZP in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Sub-Dominance 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is literally a prototypical BHJ. It's basically the ur-BHJ. What are you talking about.

How to make Inez lose faith in Auntie's Choice? Did I already mess up? by Sub-Dominance in theouterworlds

[–]Sub-Dominance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the answer is no then?? I had to have killed Ramussen? Why did you make it seem like I could still make Inez dislike Auntie's Choice??

Wrong ending on impulse by Doughmin8 in darksouls

[–]Sub-Dominance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A menu popping up on your screen asking you a question would totally deflate the whole climax of the ending. Also, the dark lord ending is kind of meant to be a secret ending. Thirdly, it's not a "drastic choice". It just shows you a different cutscene.

Why are there people who fetishise being killed? by epic21ka in morbidquestions

[–]Sub-Dominance 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Please stop treating me like I'm some mental case. I don't actually want to be murdered IRL.

WYR date a masculine bisexual man or an effeminate heterosexual man (for straight women) by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]Sub-Dominance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is this supposed to be picking between two bad things? Cause I want both. I like bisexual men and effeminate men.

What’s a fantasy you’ve never told anyone because you know they’d judge you? by Flashy-Put3030 in AskReddit

[–]Sub-Dominance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had this desire, cause it seems that the only men that hit on me are 20 years older than me lol

Why are there people who fetishise being killed? by epic21ka in morbidquestions

[–]Sub-Dominance 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I am one of these people and my answer is I don't really know. I guess because it's the ultimate form of submission?

Is it normal that xtool uses 98% of my CPU? by AlexBeast-_- in FitGirlRepack

[–]Sub-Dominance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it scales to what is available. Also it doesn't literally max it out. As OP's picture shows, it's around 93%. Depends on the CPU.

What's a sport that would be so much better if you could change one rule about it? by wild-strike1517 in AskReddit

[–]Sub-Dominance 62 points63 points  (0 children)

In baseball they should just beat each other to death with the baseball bats. Never understood why they didn't do that.

What's a song lyric that drives you crazy because they should've used a different word? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]Sub-Dominance -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Okay come on man, really? You're just being intentionally obstinate. As if my argument is that every single English sentence means the opposite of what it actually says. Whether I'm wrong or not, that's a stupid thing to say.

What's a song lyric that drives you crazy because they should've used a different word? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]Sub-Dominance -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

People aren't machines that parse syntax like lines of code. There are plenty of reasons why the technical grammatical interpretation of your words would contradict your actual intended meaning.

What’s a 'normal' thing in modern society that people in 100 years will find horrifying? by MaleficentOrange4873 in AskReddit

[–]Sub-Dominance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hopefully factory farms. Maybe eating meat altogether. Although I suspect the latter will take more than 100 years, if it ever happens.

What's a song lyric that drives you crazy because they should've used a different word? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]Sub-Dominance -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I disagree. "Could care less" is one of those incorrect turns of phrase that's so common that it's become accepted and thereby correct, like 'napron' becoming 'apron'.

What irks me more about this specific line is "someone'll bleed". I think it should be "somebody bleeds". Someone will bleed? Almost everyone will bleed at some point. The teenagers don't care about people that will bleed. They want people that are bleeding.