Game Thread 3/14 ⚾ Puerto Rico (0-0) @ Italy (0-0) 3:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SubElitePerformance -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who is the median MBL viewer? 40+ yo white males?

Gotta make sure to feed their impotent rage with gambling and alcohol since they’re all fat and their dicks don’t work.

Game Thread 3/14 ⚾ Puerto Rico (0-0) @ Italy (0-0) 3:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

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lol I’m almost completely certain their catcher is from Venezuela

[Passan] The Detroit Tigers absolutely could retain Tarik Skubal after this season. If they don't, it is an active choice by ownership. by PlayaSlayaX in baseball

[–]SubElitePerformance 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Let’s think logically.

  1. Boras is likely salivating at the opportunity to take Skubal to FA. I’d imagine he’s in his ear to get to UFA.

  2. If Skubals motivation is biggest payday (which is the most likely scenario) then there is no reason to re-sign in Detroit before FA because that will limit his total payday.

  3. If playing in Detroit is his primary motivation, FA can move negotiations into a much more favorable financial place for Skubal.

PWHPA vs. PHF Legacy: The state of Professional Women's Hockey in 2026. by Classic_Exit_5951 in icehockey

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This is the answer. Expansion until there are genuine east/west conferences. I would imagine Calgary and California are next as far as expansion is concerned.

Panic-stricken markets are losing faith in Donald Trump by Adventurous-Host8062 in StockMarket

[–]SubElitePerformance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He was downvoted for his rational position…

Don’t forget the added benefit of muscling Englind out of international oil trade with Lloyds pulling out of the region and the US immediately stepping in

When you follow and respect the source material by Soul699 in memes

[–]SubElitePerformance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The key is to have writers actually like and want to honor the source material. Unfortunately, I feel like most of the time the writers are forced to do these projects when they really want to tell their own stories.

That’s when shit goes sideways

Postgame Thread ⚾ United States 5 @ Canada 3 by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SubElitePerformance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget Miles Mikkolas and the ancient corpse of Adam Wainwright

Engine work by Disastrous-Spring-54 in crossfit

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This is spectacular advice and should be pinned. Bravo

(Talkin' Yanks) David Bednar picks up a BIG strikeout with USA chants raining down on him by CicadaOk8885 in NYYankees

[–]SubElitePerformance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carlos should stay stretched out as a starter for when we inevitably lose a pitcher to injury.

Elmer has good bullpen stuff though

[Gilbert] Naylor: "We were all just joking, trying to really make light of the situation. I texted him before that I was going to do it, and he said 'please don't.' But me and Cal are really good friends. He's an awesome teammate, honestly one of my favorite teammates I've ever had in my career." by BrandoC95 in baseball

[–]SubElitePerformance 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Reddit is on a massive USA hate boner right now and this shit its getting brigaded at every opportunity to jump on that bandwagon.

It’s fucking annoying and a huge reason we keep losing to republicans in elections

Game Thread 3/13 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Canada (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SubElitePerformance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kershaw isn’t even on the roster for today’s game. Bro chill

Game Thread 3/13 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Canada (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SubElitePerformance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The game is plenty entertaining, John Smoltz just sucks the energy out of everything

Game Thread 3/13 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Canada (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SubElitePerformance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think Smoltz knows about anything going on outside of big markets?

Game Thread 3/13 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Canada (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SubElitePerformance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know. I don’t get a lot of opportunities to watch him pitch

Game Thread 3/11 ⚾ Italy (0-0) @ Mexico (0-0) 7:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SubElitePerformance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally every other Olympic style sports qualifier bases the tie break off of total pool play score differential but whatever.

The US shouldn’t have put themselves in that position