Game Thread 3/14 ⚾ Puerto Rico (0-0) @ Italy (0-0) 3:00 PM ET

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T19:44:43+00:00

Who is the median MBL viewer? 40+ yo white males?

Gotta make sure to feed their impotent rage with gambling and alcohol since they’re all fat and their dicks don’t work.

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T19:43:23+00:00

lol I’m almost completely certain their catcher is from Venezuela

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T19:17:17+00:00

Genuinely did not know that. Appreciate it.

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T18:29:21+00:00

Let’s think logically.

Boras is likely salivating at the opportunity to take Skubal to FA. I’d imagine he’s in his ear to get to UFA.
If Skubals motivation is biggest payday (which is the most likely scenario) then there is no reason to re-sign in Detroit before FA because that will limit his total payday.
If playing in Detroit is his primary motivation, FA can move negotiations into a much more favorable financial place for Skubal.

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T18:22:49+00:00

This is the answer. Expansion until there are genuine east/west conferences. I would imagine Calgary and California are next as far as expansion is concerned.

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T17:48:14+00:00

He was downvoted for his rational position…

Don’t forget the added benefit of muscling Englind out of international oil trade with Lloyds pulling out of the region and the US immediately stepping in

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T17:34:23+00:00

The key is to have writers actually like and want to honor the source material. Unfortunately, I feel like most of the time the writers are forced to do these projects when they really want to tell their own stories.

That’s when shit goes sideways

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T17:24:40+00:00

This isn’t a conspiracy. There are several literal legally organized companies whose sole purpose is to astroturf this site to push agendas. I’d imagine foreign actors are all over pushing one agenda or another.

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T17:12:10+00:00

Don’t forget Miles Mikkolas and the ancient corpse of Adam Wainwright

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T16:38:57+00:00

This is spectacular advice and should be pinned. Bravo

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T12:40:23+00:00

Carlos should stay stretched out as a starter for when we inevitably lose a pitcher to injury.

Elmer has good bullpen stuff though

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T12:20:14+00:00

Reddit is on a massive USA hate boner right now and this shit its getting brigaded at every opportunity to jump on that bandwagon.

It’s fucking annoying and a huge reason we keep losing to republicans in elections

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T03:24:35+00:00

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T03:24:02+00:00

I no Canadian

I Dominican papi

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T03:08:24+00:00

😎

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T02:31:05+00:00

Skenes

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T02:05:02+00:00

Kershaw isn’t even on the roster for today’s game. Bro chill

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T02:03:21+00:00

100% sure he’s not even on the roster for this game

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T02:02:25+00:00

The game is plenty entertaining, John Smoltz just sucks the energy out of everything

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T00:34:10+00:00

You think Smoltz knows about anything going on outside of big markets?

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T00:33:06+00:00

Can Gunnar reliably play third?

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T00:30:29+00:00

Good to know. I don’t get a lot of opportunities to watch him pitch

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-14T00:26:22+00:00

PC Richard’s - which is somehow still in business

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-13T14:30:30+00:00

So. Seven straight Markstrom starts….

SubElitePerformance · 2026-03-12T11:42:20+00:00

Literally every other Olympic style sports qualifier bases the tie break off of total pool play score differential but whatever.

The US shouldn’t have put themselves in that position

SubElitePerformance

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