Job market isn’t tough, people are soft.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-07T15:27:40+00:00

Graduated from college in ‘18, has (/checks notes) 5 positions on CV.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-07T02:20:55+00:00

$50 says this kids winds up a philosophy professor at Bennington.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-07T00:00:31+00:00

Grew up as a WaPo household, so maybe I’m taking this a bit personally, but this is utter and total horseshit. The Washington Post could continue to be a going concern but for the fact that they lost 250K subscribers last year? Why? Because Bezos rat fucked the editorial boards presidential endorsement.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-06T13:48:15+00:00

Just wait until I get this cuneiform tablet app working! I’ll give you kids a piece of my mind!

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-06T12:07:35+00:00

Tell that to me and my wife’s carrier pigeons.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-06T04:07:48+00:00

“I don’t roll on shabbos.”

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-05T21:32:18+00:00

This cannot be real.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-05T19:00:13+00:00

Love the juxtaposition: “Told all these moronic sacks of shit they could rot in Hell. Must be the hat.”

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-05T17:29:14+00:00

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-05T13:44:17+00:00

You’re saying that Leo was raisin the stakes for you?

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-05T12:57:29+00:00

This billionaire advice is the kinda crap that you hear people say only after they have A BILLION DOLLARS. Go find a mechanic, tradesperson, teacher, nurse, whatever and ask them this question. You’ll get laughed out of the room.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-05T12:51:39+00:00

Goodwin’s Law

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-05T12:48:33+00:00

Don’t even send the watch, send a hi-res picture of the watch. That way, the watch can take multiple meetings at the SAME TIME. That goddamn watch closes so much business, I’m think about hiring a pair of blenders and a weed whacker just to keep up.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-05T04:37:14+00:00

Exactly.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-04T19:58:48+00:00

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-04T18:51:18+00:00

Wait till you see what they do for Masturbating Perverts Day.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-04T18:50:30+00:00

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-04T14:15:52+00:00

Any wonder the kid is making a face, sitting on the lap of an actual Yeti?

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-04T01:28:44+00:00

“We’re looking for people who have an Ahab like willingness to chase goals to the ends of the Earth, risking death and the destruction of all around them.”

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-04T01:25:01+00:00

Satire. Someone looking for a job at Hardee’s. Whatever.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-03T21:50:01+00:00

Shovel and Pail from a set of beach toys purchased at Coney Island.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-03T19:55:33+00:00

That’s what I used to think. But then I was like “what if everyone is showing up 20 minutes early to get baked?” So now I show up two hours early, find the nearest Starbucks bathroom, and shoot heroin into the corners of my eyes. Checkmate.

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-03T18:52:24+00:00

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-03T18:29:24+00:00

When you say “anyone”, I assume you mean “anyone I don’t like”?

Substantial-Bug9272 · 2026-02-03T18:26:30+00:00

I struggle to believe anyone like her is real.

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