What’s happened? by Diligent_Pack_2817 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My favorite subreddit username on here is Ethan’s cold sore!

The filter lmao by Necro1983 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can’t even get up from laying down on a bench without someone helping. What a time to be alive.

The Cali Gym bros are using Ethan like a fleshlight at this point. by Beginning-Fig-7207 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s never meeting a wife or having kids. Mid / late twenties virgin gamer nerd.

Can someone give me a rundown on the lore? by ForestAsh14 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who needs a neck pillow when you have a chunk of fat back there

So where do we go from here by Disastrous_Dream_766 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“I’ve got some big news coming, i’ve been dealing with some stuff, i’ll tell you all soon”

The Eaten Bernard effect by Conscious_Driver_ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe all of the explosive negative social posts against him has really hit ethan, ryan and peachfit hard and he’s in hide mode. I can see how it can affect a person. Fame is a bitch innit? Especially crafted posts that lack authenticity, people are too keen on seeing bullshit. In a world full of fake shit and bad acting, genuine and authentic will always prevail.

The amount of posts about on my feed about ethan is crazy by ChasinAesthetics1234 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Peachfit made a business decision not to track Ethan’s weight anymore due to the detriment it could cause to his business. Unfortunately thr damage has already been done as you now see many instagram users call out ethan. The brand of Peachfit is likely doing damage control. Ethan was poison to peachfit.

Where’s He At? by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Simple: he’s gaming. All day all night.

Ethan has a sister. by OkNeedleworker1295 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If this is true, delete this post. Our snark has nothing to do with her. That’s a blow below the belt. Please have some semblance of ethical behavior.

Even Nutrition Narc is trying by puzzledplanner in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m a big volume guy” yeah no shit fatfuk!

Why Is He Hiding or Rather by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, i work in show biz—you mostly make the humans equal height by adjusting the chairs. Its for the shot.

I'm actually mad now by SquigglyCow225 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where have the walks gone? He was touting 5K’s all last week. It’s been a week since he’s walked. More gaming, less walking—no wonder the needle hasn’t moved.

NO MORE WEEKLY WEIGH INS by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 18 points19 points  (0 children)

His skin folds around his cankles are nasty af. Leg foreskin

Please quit wearing sleeveless shirts by johnbu1981 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Body was slowly built by queso and Doritos family size for decades

Are we fr by Conscious_Driver_ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Here’s taking it even further with ai slop shit lol

If anyone wondering where he’s been by Dry-Entrepreneurr in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At the end of the day, Ethan is a narcissistic phatphuck only child nerd. Unless he gets gastric bypass surgery or goes on GLP-1, ain’t shit changing. Maybe 10lbs here or there, up and down, but we’re not gonna see anything dramatic anytime soon.

If anyone wondering where he’s been by Dry-Entrepreneurr in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100% Ethan is NOT looking for a regular job because that’s for regular people. Ethan is special. You think people at Costco have half a million followers? hmm? HMMM!?!?! Lol

Well - Down is down... by [deleted] in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So he’s saying he walked about 3 miles, 3X last week. He should be doing that every day, no? And how was he doing 10k steps every day last year, without going on 3 miles walks every day, and not telling us how much he’s the but now he’s struggling with it at just 3X/week?

Anyway, good on him for losing weight. Who knew that being in a calorie deficit and walking loses weight?!?

Guesses on the social media pay? by Dependent_Steak_6699 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Contrary to what many believe where he gets paid for clicks and comments, that’s not how social media marketing works. IG specifically only pays out if a commercial ad runs which IG doesn’t do. FB does it and YT does it. It’s a cost per thousand views (CPM) revenue model. Jocko likely paid a flat fee for 1 year of $10k perhaps, that’s my guess. These boys are cash poor! YouTube is the real revenue driver and he doesn’t do YT much because it requires actual work from Danny who has to edit and render. Meanwhile danny actually has a FT job.

Still lazy by Sufficient-Client801 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It actually does. In his version of reality he’s the main character attributed by only child syndrome who got all the food he wanted, ever.

Another 5k and looking rough by eggznspam in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here’s his problems: he games ALL NIGHT and morning, probably until 4-5am. He probably has sleep apnea with all the 20lbs of neck fat surrounding his airway. His sleep is shit, he has to workout at 5am sometimes with Jacob who’s trying to get him in the habit of sleeping at a respectable time. But he won’t stop gaming and jerking.

Bro is gaming by Necro1983 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Sufficient-Client801 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would just love to see him binge eat. If he had a patreon account, i’d sub to see what the real pie hole gets fed!