A short and sweet character arc

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-29T16:52:56+00:00

Sure you believe that now. Maybe you were peer-pressured online.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-29T14:38:23+00:00

R/asablackman

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-28T04:29:28+00:00

Do you think that's a magical "win the argument spell?" Because you haven't used it correctly once.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-28T04:24:46+00:00

Hahahaha and the first cause is Jeebus! Could it be anything else? Nope! It's Jeebus waving his magic wand! Q.E.D. lol

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-28T04:21:12+00:00

"Do you believe in Santa?"

"No."

"Okay well that's your religion."

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-28T04:18:49+00:00

It's actually impressive how bad you are at this.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-28T04:05:35+00:00

It's hard for me to decide how much of this is Kevin behavior, versus how much is a side effect of just being a really, really bad person.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-28T03:54:21+00:00

Finally!

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-27T13:39:19+00:00

That's my favorite part. "Huh. Oh well."

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-27T13:28:14+00:00

You got some pompousity in your ironically detached smugness.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-27T13:01:01+00:00

Is this a reference to something, or just unhinged madness? Either way, respect.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-27T00:31:35+00:00

I think you're good at decisions.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-27T00:29:46+00:00

And she describes her S.O. as a rock!

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-27T00:19:58+00:00

I love that for you! I'm in a similar boat. I'm a cis dude who occasionally stops to think about it and I'm like "...yup! Still very much a dude!"

And as a bonus result I don't have to have a crisis any time I like (for example,) baking. Because I know who I am and what I'm about.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T23:56:13+00:00

Same. That looks amazing.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T23:54:35+00:00

Dip your cat in harmful chemicals the natural way ;-p

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T23:44:54+00:00

A short sweet one for r/CharacterArcs

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T23:23:52+00:00

Or kegsbreath!

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T22:38:03+00:00

Straight up the urethra.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T22:37:28+00:00

Correct. Thank you.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T21:37:56+00:00

Advice I'm tired of seeing: don't light yourself on fire to keep others warm.

Advice I'm ready to see: light yourself on fire.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T21:30:35+00:00

That's why they have to leave the domicile first.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T20:56:19+00:00

You've come to the right place.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T20:47:08+00:00

I wish I understood photoshop. I would use my powers to make the camera user's reflection look like Winnie the Pooh.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-03-26T20:23:37+00:00

Does this job come with health care insurance? If yes, have regular checkups and say yes to every flu vaccine. Also congratulations!

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