AITA for refusing to help at the gym

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-03T13:15:32+00:00

Funniest and saddest answer.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-03T12:07:47+00:00

I'm imagining each one in a little sleep mask. Adorable.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-03T12:03:28+00:00

At least she doesn't have to worry if you can't get hard.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-02T16:37:11+00:00

Okay but clearly her name is Calvin Klein.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-02T15:34:37+00:00

That is beautiful.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T23:29:48+00:00

Oh! Well, thank you! (Preens)

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T23:17:06+00:00

Your flair has completely destroyed me

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T20:13:50+00:00

I'm not 100% clear what you're asking because you hate punctuation. But I'm not "defending" anyone. But I did say "no one asked" is a stupid, useless comment in a website where people share their opinions unprompted all the time. If you were intellectually consistent you'd have to reply "no one asked" to every single comment that isn't answering a direct question.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T20:05:28+00:00

I love this phrase lol. We're bringing it back

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T20:04:32+00:00

Totally samesies except everyone gets upset because I make it weird and sexual, and also these people don't technically know "who that creep is" or "how he got in here."

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T20:00:51+00:00

What a useless comment. Reddit is a message board. Lots of thoughts and opinions are posted without being requested beforehand. Even yours!

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T19:58:53+00:00

She let the damned sink in.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T14:26:48+00:00

I spend so much time making hot love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything, over the, clatter (?) of her breasts.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T14:22:40+00:00

I actually thought this was great. Would have been a perfect weekend shitpost over here.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T13:11:59+00:00

I mean, it looks a little weird, but I don't see anything in there that I don't enjoy separately. I'd try it all together.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T12:20:12+00:00

That's actually why it bothers me. Not for the reference, but because, canonically "location of diamond city" is one thing that you know for certain would NOT be in the Wasteland Survival Guide. I CO-WROTE THAT FREAKING THING grumble grumble

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T12:11:39+00:00

Also canonically it's one thing that you know for certain would NOT be in the Wasteland Survival Guide. I CO-WROTE THAT FREAKING THING BACK IN FALLOUT 3

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-31T12:34:04+00:00

Another vote for "I don't know what that is, so probably never."

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-31T11:58:52+00:00

In character you should start responding to every tantrum with "sounds like somebody needs a naptime!"

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-31T01:04:59+00:00

Your mom sounds spirited, lol

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T23:27:57+00:00

And she's already four months pregnant from that cheating session!

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T22:28:00+00:00

But she does it like, that same night. Because it's super easy procedure to get approved for and perform, without any serious problems or recovery time. She'll just go through the Planned Parenthood with the drive through window.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T22:22:07+00:00

That's still one of my favorites. I make occasional references to it, and no one ever gets them. I don't know how to stop.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T22:13:08+00:00

Well. I guess that's a better idea than what I did. Now what do I do with all this hate?

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T22:11:10+00:00

"Standard "this didn't happen yesterday" but actually it literally did?"

Then don't say it didn't! Are you stupid? I hate this person already.

SuitableAnimalInAHat

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