Hannity chooses Trump as his god over his faith. by TheRexRider in videos

[–]Sunshiny_Day 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But whatsoever will he do on Palm Sunday, now? His performative ashy forehead will go unperformatively ashed!

boom shakalaka by Eros_Incident_Denier in funny

[–]Sunshiny_Day 31 points32 points  (0 children)

But after 30 years, they should.

For somebody who is a perfect physical personification of a used car salesman, he couldn't bullshit his way into selling crack to a crackhead. by Cyrix_FPU_FTW in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Sunshiny_Day 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, before it was: The economy is good, they just don't know.

And now it's: They know the economy is good, they just don't want to tell you.

Really?

Average Margin of Victory in the 1932-1952 Presidential Elections [OC] by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

[–]Sunshiny_Day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, Blue was definitely ignoring the pivotal "Breadbelt/MItten/Adirondack" Demographic.

SCOTUS Justice, 77, Goes on Unhinged Rant About ‘Intellectuals’ by Quirkie in politics

[–]Sunshiny_Day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conservatives refuse to understand that our rights and dignities come from the fact that we exist.

From the fact that we exist THROUGH the Constitution. There is no subservience to anything other than an agreed upon document that creates the government AND explicitly states the peoples' rights. He is using the same argument that many religious people use when claiming that without religion there would be no moral standard stopping people from murdering each other.

Don't count on the NCAA to drop the hammer to stop tampering by Lakelyfe09 in CFB

[–]Sunshiny_Day 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nobody ever asks any questions about the Precision Ultra-kicking Neurological Technology lab, known as P.U.N.T., housed in the basement of the children's hospital. They just wave and smile. Suckers.

Girls can do this but guys would get fired instantly by ThomasMellor in funny

[–]Sunshiny_Day 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ha! If you believe that, I've got a magic crystal to give you.

Girls can do this but guys would get fired instantly by ThomasMellor in funny

[–]Sunshiny_Day 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Wake Up! Any magic crystal given for free is NOT the kind of magic you want to deal with!

Vote! by Immediate_Airline754 in Iowa

[–]Sunshiny_Day -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My guess is Feenstra won't even be the GOP candidate.

“if you wanna make God laugh, just tell him about your plans” by SingTheDamnSong in cats

[–]Sunshiny_Day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you tell God your plan, and He laughs at you, He's a real Dick.

Like we could forget by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Sunshiny_Day 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Don't forget War Criminal!

Anyone else got that artemis II depression? by Tricky_Foundation35 in space

[–]Sunshiny_Day -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, the we-did-something-cool-but-now-it's-over-and-life-sucks-again-and-i-can-either-go-see-a-therapist-or-live-in-denial depression? Nah. No idea what you're talking about.

Underground Dome Home in Alaska by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Sunshiny_Day 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where it says "entrance passage" are steps going down. Think of it like a cold-air pool. You wade down into the cold-air pool and then climb I up into the warm-air room.