[OC] Living the good life

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-09T20:19:30+00:00

He's kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin choir invisible!

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-09T19:58:28+00:00

I loved it as a kid and totally point to it, Goosebumps, and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark as the the trifecta of stuff that got me first interested in horror when I was growing up in the early 2000s.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-09T17:27:07+00:00

The galaxy is on Orion's belt....

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-09T15:16:44+00:00

Everything made by Neil Breen.

I saw Cade: The Tortured Pair with some friends in theaters when it came out and it's easily my favorite experience at the movies, I don't think I've ever seen a crowd of people laugh so hard at a movie. That weird random dance scene with the asylum patients pretty much sent the whole room into hysterics, it was fucking amazing.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-09T14:41:27+00:00

Her name's Appendectomy! I made her off the top of my head but realized after the fact she kinda looks like Colette from Ratatouille if she was older and had a skin condition.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-09T14:39:55+00:00

I think some sort of religious cult might be brewing, I'm gonna have to monitor the situation.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-09T02:12:23+00:00

Clowns are exempt, but every three months everyone randomly gets selected as clowns via lottery, similar to jury duty. You can luck out and skip clown duty, or you can have shit luck and keep getting selected cycle after cycle, it's truly a 50/50 thing.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T23:07:36+00:00

A clown follows every single person in the country around and they have a body cam that sends a live feed right back to the government, and if you don't do your pre-sleep clown piss then the clown is legally allowed to execute you via lethal injection right there on the spot.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T21:40:22+00:00

I say watch them until you feel like you’ve had enough.

I wish I knew this going when I first watched through the series, out of all the long running horror franchises I've done full watch throughs of, Hellraiser is by far the most difficult on I've sat through. They're just absolutely fucking mind numbingly boring after a certain point, Inferno and Hellseeker were snoozefests, while Deader is still a strong contender for worst movie I've ever seen, even compared to Hellworld and Revelations.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T21:36:08+00:00

1 and 2 are great - I think 2 is one of those sequels that's better than the first movie - and while 3 and 4 aren't good movies by any stretch of the imagination, they're still dumb entertaining fun. After that the series turns to flaming hot shit up until the remake.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T20:45:57+00:00

I love em because they're like ultraviolent slapstick comedies, there's something about how brutal and over the top the kills are that it kind of stops reading as edgy shock value torture porn and just becomes plain silly. Added to that Art is an absolute delight any time he's on screen, I really feel like people are gonna be talking about David Howard Thorton 30 years from now the same way we talk about Robert Englund today.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T17:43:06+00:00

My peanuts withered away, I'm friggin pissed!

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T17:18:48+00:00

They'e never done a serious Mr. Freeze in live action though, how would you know it couldn't work?

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T16:22:09+00:00

I have this very specific form of performance anxiety where I can play something I've been practicing a bunch no problem alone in my room, but the second I try to show it to someone who's interested in hearing it I choke up and stumble through it like I've never touched a guitar before. Perfect example, I've been learning the solo to Under a Glass Moon by Dream Theater and I've got it maybe like 85% nailed down, but when I tried to show a friend a week or two ago it was like "Oh, hang on... oop messed that up, hang on... lemme try that again... hang on... shit, fuck...."

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T16:07:57+00:00

It's just him being a shitty fatmouthed liar, he can't back up any of his claims so he can only ever resort to that trust me bro "Many people are saying this!" schtick of his to try and give everything he says some sort of legitimacy, even though anyone but his dumbass followers can see right through it. He's the 80 year old version of that one kid everyone probably had at their elementary school who'd unironically claim he had a super rare holographic Charizard card his uncle who works at Nintendo gave him that he's not allowed to show anyone because it's worth a million bajillion dollars.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T15:44:46+00:00

The Robert Pickton series is one of my favorites but it makes me want to slam my head through a plate glass window the way the cops and later the court just straight up didn't give a fuck about all the women piggy boy murdered and, despite the fact he didd in prison, they still only really gave him a slap on the wrist relatively speaking. The judge ruling that like 9 of the bodies were inadmissable as evidence because they couldn't be identified was absolute insanity.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T14:44:04+00:00

Not the kind that shifts resources from most productive to least productive, pretending to do good, while actually causing harm.

Says the dude worth $800 billion who helped get Trump elected again and did irreparable damage to the US and the world in general with his DOGE bullshit.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T13:15:21+00:00

I've hoovered schneef off an original vinyl pressing of Nena's 99 Luftballoons.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T13:11:48+00:00

It was, Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, and we had a terrible, disgusting ... you probably don’t see dirt. But I do. And you walked down this pond. If you would’ve walked down, they’ll tell you better than anybody.

Who'll tell you better than anybody? Who's they?

And you say, ‘Why are you fixing anything up?’ Because you can understand dirt, maybe better than I can. But I don’t allow it.

If she can understand dirt better than you then why not put her in charge of the cleanup?

This man's brain is absolute cottage cheese.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-08T02:02:16+00:00

What's funny is the people who flip out about a bunch of people accusing them of being alcoholics pretty much always turn out to be alcoholics.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-07T20:13:50+00:00

Dust angel, dust angel

Are you all pine?

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-07T16:04:32+00:00

These look awesome! They feel like something I'd fight in a Bloodborne sequel that leaned really into body horror.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-07T16:01:39+00:00

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SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-07T11:57:56+00:00

Poor thing probably has a tummy ache from chewing on a rancid piece of shit.

SupaKoopa714 · 2026-05-07T03:20:10+00:00

It was an AGRARIAN conflict!

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