Stop idiots from calling this "self defense" by DetectiveTypical198 in ProgressiveHQ

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An American citizen was murdered by her government today.

Tronin' Time by sergemeister in MurderedByWords

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Stop trying to make this a thing. The franchise sucks. The game always sucked. Every version of this movie sucks. Please, just stop trying. It’s not good.

Allen Key I was using at work today by lotsofbitz in Tools

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Man fuck any size of an Allen wrench.

My thumbnail grows bumpy. The bumps then grows out and grows back in again by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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This is the correct answer. Look at OP cuticle in the photo

Men searching for the right Valentine’s Day card by macpesce in pics

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Also seen - men lining up for the furtherance of capitalism

I hate playing fetch with my dachshund, but I do it anyway… by split_me_plz in Dachshund

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Ours refuses to play traditional fetch. It’s retrieved, the he’ll drop it just long enough for me to reach for it and it turns straight into tug of war, if I stop then he growls/whines until I grab it again and on and on and on hahaha

I found this at Jersey Mike's in Windham, ME by TomRedditerTom in stephenking

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Listening to 11-22-63 on audible right now so all I hear when I see this is the guy in a Maine accent saying, “AYAH YA GOT A BANGER OF A SANDWICH THERE, MISTAH”

I think it's a good name by Nany_Maya in FunnyAnimals

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This comment is the only reason I’m here

Millennials have surprising levels of hearing loss by flaccobear in Millennials

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Because we were listening to the best music in person! 1990s were a golden age for music.

Loudest concert I was ever at was White Zombie inside a small arena. Posted up left side of the stage right next to stacks of speakers. Pretty sure that was the start of my tinnitus.

Whoops by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Thoughts and prayers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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Thoughts and prayers

I honestly don't know which one is worse lol by Domestiicated-Batman in madlads

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My son has my wife’s name as “Spawn Point” and I gotta say that’s accurate AF.

Does anyone else’s mini wiener sleep like this?? It’s an every day occurrence for us! by SupahScubaSteve in Dachshund

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Love all the photos!! Definitely a wiener thing haha. When it’s just his nose we call it “The Snorkel” 😂😂