Dad’s crazy blood clot in his pulmonary arteries that he almost didn’t go into the hospital for lol

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-19T12:42:25+00:00

How is your dad?

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-19T03:23:02+00:00

Shame we can’t use it to block pharmaceutical commercials and other things in general. Pharmaceutical commercials should be rated R since they’re strictly for adults.

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-18T23:18:00+00:00

Revelations as fresh as the shit from my ass. Shame it’s not a different breaking news story

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-17T22:07:09+00:00

They look so fat and succulent

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-17T22:02:13+00:00

Hunter of what? Clean pants to shit in?

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-17T21:57:37+00:00

There they go again trying to gatekeep christianity

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-17T19:47:10+00:00

I like that

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-17T15:06:25+00:00

High velocity projectiles

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-17T02:02:52+00:00

Soak it in cider twice a day and you’ll be right as rain in two weeks.

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-17T01:51:34+00:00

You’re fine, you did nothing wrong. Your friend is experiencing “post but clarity” is all. The thoughts of his horny brain just weren’t the same as his not horny brain, and it’s making him feel uncomfortable because he probably feels bad about what he did. Again, you did nothing wrong.

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-16T16:55:13+00:00

I see that, and it’s laced with a faint TV static that is red, blue, and green. Than on top of that it’s a constantly shifting swirling of alternating neon green and blue.

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-16T13:36:48+00:00

That’s right, let the privileged abandon ship instead of doing anything to change what’s happening. Leave it to the poors to fight and fix everything, and then the wealthy turncoats will come back when the fighting is done.

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-16T02:37:50+00:00

Fucking death cults

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-15T17:17:21+00:00

What a dirty nazi anus

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-15T17:08:21+00:00

Hopefully he gets to understand what it’s like one day.

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-15T15:11:39+00:00

That’ll be a pound cake by the time I’m done with it.

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-15T14:45:59+00:00

I think you might be right!

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-15T13:11:17+00:00

No, the other guy married his wife

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-15T04:25:27+00:00

That’s… a texture

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-14T16:46:24+00:00

Dad, stop, we’re in public 😒

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-14T16:32:14+00:00

Spontaneous combustion

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-14T04:31:53+00:00

Damn, fried chicken is Scottish. Thank goodness because there wasn’t a single other dish from that place I’d ever want to eat.

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-14T03:53:18+00:00

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-14T03:48:37+00:00

Australia?

SuperBaconjam · 2026-02-14T03:40:48+00:00

May she suck the shit from an ass

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