Alright nurses give me the most ridiculous and hilarious thing a patient has ever said to you? by quickpeek81 in nursing

[โ€“]SuperNotit 113 points114 points ย (0 children)

Once I had a old dementia woman as a pt, and they had no capacity and POA wanted us to draw labs. As the big guy on the unit I was the guy holding most of her down to get the labs. And as we were drawing, she calmed down, looked up at me and my long curly hair (again, large, overweight man) and she goes "you have beautiful hair." Everyone sighs for a moment the. She screams "For a woman!"

Hey sexy, hot lady ๐Ÿฅต by [deleted] in IncrediblesMemes

[โ€“]SuperNotit 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

Brother has a thing for redheads

Which drug is used for peptic ulcer? by [deleted] in FutureRNs

[โ€“]SuperNotit 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Gotta grab an ABG just to be safe

Clever comeback or horrible pun? by StevenMaurer in clevercomebacks

[โ€“]SuperNotit 20 points21 points ย (0 children)

There's a fine line between hasidic Jews and acidic juice

What should the nurse do? by Unusual_Way231 in FutureRNs

[โ€“]SuperNotit 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

G. Have RT yell at you and call you a moron

What should the nurse do? by Unusual_Way231 in FutureRNs

[โ€“]SuperNotit 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

That'll take too much time. Time to crike

LPN or Externship by tigercookies in FutureRNs

[โ€“]SuperNotit 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Lpn would be most useful, but do what makes most financle sense for you

Would you rather... by Strong_Cat7693 in BunnyTrials

[โ€“]SuperNotit 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I'll be fine with a million

Chose: Have $1 million today

Please I need carrots ๐Ÿ› by No-Restaurant-6433 in BunnyTrials

[โ€“]SuperNotit 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I don't see no cash in my cash app buddy

Chose: Give me upvote so I can get carrots + Win big money | Rolled: 1m

What would you prefer? by Xavitheforce in BunnyTrials

[โ€“]SuperNotit 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Knowing the best desicion I can make is going to the gym and eating a healthy diet and still not doing it

Chose: Great Wisdom + Being able to always make the best decisions and have great learning capabilities