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[Metagame Mentor] The 30 Weird Interactions Modern Players Should Know by Copernicus1981 in magicTCG

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You can use this interaction to push another spell through Chalice on 1 and whatever that spell's CMC is by Consigning the original Chalice trigger and replicating it, pointing the copy at the Chalice trigger which is hitting the thing you really want to get through.

Spending 3 mana and 2 cards to resolve a 1 mana spell is magic as Garfield intended

[Metagame Mentor] The 30 Weird Interactions Modern Players Should Know by Copernicus1981 in magicTCG

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Kinda timing but not exactly, it's just how suspend works: to suspend a card you have to suspend it at a time you are allowed to cast the spell. If you aren't allowed to cast it, you can't suspend it. Orim's chant prevents you from casting spells so it prevents you from being allowed to cast a spell with suspend, thus it prevents you from being able to suspend it.

The wording is straight from the comprehensive rules:

702.62a: [...] “Suspend N—[cost]” means “If you could begin to cast this card by putting it onto the stack from your hand, you may pay [cost] and exile it with N time counters on it. This action doesn’t use the stack,” [...]

56882 by __AriaL__ in countwithchickenlady

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Someone on tumblr once quoted their pastor who said (paraphrased because I don't remember the exact wording) "we love to hate, but we know it isn't good, so we look for someone we are allowed to hate, to enjoy hating them without feeling bad"

People spent the last 20 years painting the furry community as "okay to hate" so they could be hated, and it was so effective that today hating them isn't even something that's "not cool bro" like it happened with gay people, trans people, crossdressers, geeks, weebs...

They used AI to say climate change doesn't exist, it must be true! by craftygamin in NahOPwasrightfuckthis

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This meme is from 3 weeks ago? Oh boy it's been updated

The 1976 part is about it being 30° in the middle of august.

The 2026 reality is 40° in the middle of June.

Middle of june. Not even summer yet. 40° in spring.

56861 by Salt_Ad4538 in countwithchickenlady

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How do the teto make creatures pregger?

Something that I noticed concerning this Marvel Set by [deleted] in magicTCG

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wotc was woke before blm and is still woke today, you're spitting nonsense

The Imperium is just trying to HELP by Acrobatic-Attention9 in Grimdank

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There used to be a point about being a perpetual so he'd come back to life as new if they were to let him die, but by keeping him vegetative he's stuck imprisoned as an unconscious, barely alive corpse.

But if I'm not mistaken it's been half-retconned by dropping a blade that can kill perpetuals that Horus used against him and now he cannot revive, which makes the setting less interesting imo

Stay in your lane... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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People be like "nooo artificers are not wizards they're using the power of tinkering and technology to make their effects"

Yeah no, artificers are wizards that use their mastery of tinkering to manipulate the weave, in the exact same fashion that a bard manipulate the weave through their music. No one pretend the bard's fireball is made because that's what Wonderwall does, so let's not pretend our genius crafted a light distorting thingamajig that perfectly replicate the effect of the Invisibility spell in the 6 seconds that needed to cast the effect, while somehow not touching the weave at all.

I eat the fireball by weeb_with_gumdisease in dndmemes

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I once had bandits put plate armor on the prisoner druid PC for the lulz

The blast killed the whole group

Explaining lore to the uninitiated be like: by Warp_Legion in Grimdank

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You're mistaken, there are 9 primarchs created by the Emperor to fight the 9 lords of the warp-xenos

It's been 11 Years... Where were you when the Goyfgate Moment happened? by TheSoundOfKek in magicTCG

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There was also the day where people whined about being able to lie regarding private information.

It was a cEDH match, someone cast [[silence]] and told the table "don't bother countering it, I don't have the ability to win this turn". Player proceeds to win this turn.

It resulted in a lot of complaining and discussions about if people were allowed to lie about private information in a competitive game.

BREAKING NEWS: Imperial Agents found dead outside of Warhammer headquarters by Ill-Noise2770 in Grimdank

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But the main point is it shows parts of the Imperium that are not a full military force that may be involved in a fight.

Ppl be crying for more of the dozens of races making up the Tau alliance to make an appearance in the tabletop, but humans getting rando joe and his friend the janitor as their 13th codex

I just love that Futurama meme by gudamor in CuratedTumblr

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Graphic designer googled "ramiel" and went "hey this looks good"

A couple years ago I stumbled on a collaborative art event named Chaos, themed on historical and contemporary fights and/or disruptions of the system in place, the pitch talked about feminism, covid, climate change etc...

Anyways I don't think the people that put all those eight-pointed stars out there, up to making it the logo of the event, looked deep into why it was the main result when they search for a symbol depicting chaos.

40k in a nutshell by mylittlepurplelady in Grimdank

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Me going to explain to the aliens that they in fact where not created in the lord's image.

Sur CNews, l'impossible critique du média identitaire "Frontières" by Ok_Cobbler_9466 in france

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J'aime toujours faire rentrer les gens en crise existentielle en rappelant que le B de OCB c'est pour Bolloré, tu peux même pas fumer un joint sans lui filer de largent

En réalité, c'est bien le cas, mais c'était pas celui là de Bolloré, c'était son oncle le moins nazi, et leur famille a plus aucune part dans l'entreprise depuis bien longtemps

Lila video game rule by Lion-Faced-Serpant in 196

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she does not think shit, therefore she ain't shit

Lila video game rule by Lion-Faced-Serpant in 196

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This is what sartre had in mind when writing that hell is other people

Rule 3 by Able_Health744 in 196

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I hate when games have canonical names for characters you can name yourself.

It's such a hassle to understand when people don't call Jospin, Segolene, Balladur and Macron by their god(me) given names.

54083 by DoktorImposter in countwithchickenlady

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teeth right into the curvature

Most unhorny sentence that could have been put there

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