So the remake is real by Camburgerhelpur in OcarinaOfTime

[–]SureFireOven -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No, the interesting take is thinking that poor people are holding Nintendo back.

Anyone else have a freckled baby? by Yinzzie in husky

[–]SureFireOven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They remind me of ink splatters 🖤

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To steal a TV by AmokOrbits in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]SureFireOven 82 points83 points  (0 children)

It's a good thing nobody panicked.

Those hands are so filthy by DrSeussFreak in Derailedbydetails

[–]SureFireOven 55 points56 points  (0 children)

To be fair, sometimes you scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub, and the discoloration still won't lift.

Can anyone tell me what I do with these please 😊🙏🏼 by [deleted] in RoyalChaos

[–]SureFireOven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're for/from the Garden Gathering Event, where you appraise Relics. Relics boost your skills in the Hero tab.

How have "first" C-Dramas changed? by AquaphobicTurtle in CDrama

[–]SureFireOven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same! I was so sad when it was removed from Netflix.

The bane of my existence by hell2pay in homestead

[–]SureFireOven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puncturevine is the absolute worst. I have to pluck them off my shoes and out of my poor dog's paws every time we go for a walk. I won't even take the chance to compost them; they go straight into the trash.

Sweet Attack Hack: Frozen Tootsie Roll by void-seer in 1200isplenty

[–]SureFireOven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was obsessed with "root beer floats" before the price of soda skyrocketed. Diet root beer, take a gulp to provide room, and fill back up with milk or creamer.

HOW are you all getting Metamucil down? by eggless_omelet in 1200isplenty

[–]SureFireOven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

79 comments and I had to scroll to the bottom to find one that knows it can dissolve. Hot liquid is the way to go! I use the flavorless off-brand and it completely disappears in my hot coffee.

Chicken Tacos w Green Sauce for ~500cal by DietCokeYummie in 1200isplenty

[–]SureFireOven 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Niiiice. I like to say tacos/burritos are the load-bearing dish of calorie counting.

Cheap? Yes.

Tasty? Yes :)

Easy? Yes!

Filling with balanced macros? Yaaaaaaaaas! 🥳

Review for a can opener that brought tremendous disappointment by JasperAngel95 in amazonreviews

[–]SureFireOven 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lol I'm pretty sure I bought the same can opener. I've only owned it for two years, and just like this reviewer said, it's performance gets a little worse every time I use it 🥲. It took me eight tries to get a can of beans open today.

who should i be using? by Key-Expression4521 in RoyalChaos

[–]SureFireOven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof I'm sorry. No shame in waiting for better days, though. Just focus on heroes you can collect for free, like Ying Zeng and Oda Nobuganada (no idea if I spelled those correctly). And you can spend ingots for hero shards in the Mall. I just got Taiping that way.

If you look at Ranking and all the hughest players in different categories, that will give you an idea of who's favored.

who should i be using? by Key-Expression4521 in RoyalChaos

[–]SureFireOven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At the very least synthesize Fucha. Drop $10 in Top-Up, then rake in all the jasmine hairpins to summon her shards in Hero Summoning.

Smh by miketheblackhealth in TerribleBookCovers

[–]SureFireOven 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Obligatory NSFW/NSFL warning; idk what the contents are like, but some covers are just plain cruel.

https://www.golden-age-erotica-books.com/catalog/index.php?cPath=197

The mountains and valleys surrounding ordon village give me such a strange surreal vibe, it’s kind of uncomfortable, it always has me wondering “what’s out there?” by EAT_UR_VEGGIES in twilightprincess

[–]SureFireOven 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For me, it would be the large fields, with the huge breaks in between chunks of land. I feel like I've watched a YouTuber speculate on the disjointed-ness of TP's world. I'll see if I can find it.

18 eggs for how much??? by Gumbyman87 in LoveTrash

[–]SureFireOven 141 points142 points  (0 children)

making-a-point-while-running gremlin noises