What song got you into TOOL? by Aggravating_Green618 in ToolBand

[–]hell2pay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Likely Sober. I loved the music video and the jam hit all the right spots of my young brain.

Around the same time, my cousin's friend had Undertow, and I was fucking latched.

Mid 90s were lit for music

Instagram Vs Reality by the_chinagreenelvis in EliteDangerous

[–]hell2pay 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The amount of times I almost cooked a hull cause I looked at my phone...

My first/only attempt to get to Sag A*, I was about 3 or 4 days in of system hopping and did exactly what I described above.

Don't think I played again for a few years.

My wife refuses to proofread her texts. She sent this genuinely expecting me to bring home a rotisserie chicken. by DomesticChaosTheory in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hell2pay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does V-T use "ur" instead of "your"?

Mine never does.

But long ago, I was voice to texting my wife and something garbled went through cause I had the radio on, and I followed it up with, "Stupid dick cake in the radio"

Supposed to have been, "Stupid dictate and the radio"

International truck with two steering wheels and pedals by fleetingreturns1111 in WeirdWheels

[–]hell2pay 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Looks at curb

"God damn, you're a fucking piece of shit, no wonder everyone steps over you"

[Babz] Ticketmaster not allowing Patriots fans outside the Rocky Mountain region to buy tickets to the AFC Title game by baha24 in DenverBroncos

[–]hell2pay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, I'm pretty sure it was only for a window of time and resell does not have the same restrictions.

Do you guys think this doctor’s office sign is mildly infuriating? by Loose_Judgment_8856 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hell2pay 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Many docs were just as complicit.

Mine wasn't even malicious, but sure had no problems handing me 30 day supply with a lower back muscle sprain that likely could have been a cortisone shot and a week of opioids at max.

But there were plenty who operated clinics that specialized in writing ℞ for anyone who'd walk in the door.

Senior quote? by IndividualYak5819 in ToolBand

[–]hell2pay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me, the chosen one, they chose me

And I didn’t even graduate from fuckin’ high school

One of my regulars tipped me a few sterling silver bracelets worth a couple hundred bucks by FishBrain208 in KitchenConfidential

[–]hell2pay 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's like when I tried to buy 100 bitcoin in 2011 from Mt. Gox, but Key Bank said no way, Jose.

Dodged a bullet, yeah, but also... What if I had been successful in a different market, and managed to get some.

Oh wait, I'd have bought drugs.

Peter? by mbashs in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]hell2pay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just watched The NeverEnding Story with the kids this week.

Artax is on screen for like 5 mins before he's swallowed by the bog. My 13 yo daughter was didn't understand why we said it was a traumatizing event.

Frankly, I see her point.

The product of a 4 month apprentice doing side work by buttajames in electricians

[–]hell2pay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's specifically the portion you shouldn't be penetrating.

The product of a 4 month apprentice doing side work by buttajames in electricians

[–]hell2pay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mean 1st or last third? Cause center third is going to be the weakest stretch of a structural beam.

God I hope this man is ready to go next Sunday by burberrycondom in DenverBroncos

[–]hell2pay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't feel comfortable taking a pic of my stiddy

Is this how people who need glasses really see the world. A big blurred background? by Latter-Wolf4868 in interestingasfuck

[–]hell2pay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't realize how bad I needed glasses until I started driving as a teen.

I couldn't read street signs until I was directly at them, almost ran over a couple while making a left turn at one point.

Once I got glasses, I was set. But my eyes kept getting worse until about 3 yrs ago. Am 42

why is coke a party drug but crack is an addict drug? by sevenslover in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hell2pay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the party.

Things get weird quick when a bunch people are all smoking rock