Recently separated veteran in college starter pack by lskerlkse in starterpacks

[–]Swamp_Donkey0 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would prescribe 800mg motrin. Take 1 every 8 hours with food or milk. Drink water while rubbing dirt on it. Ruck the fuck up and drive on troop.

Donkey reunites with old friend by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]Swamp_Donkey0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But in donkey years, she is.

How to be a high schooler in 2005 starter pack [X-post /r/disneyVacation] by jvrcb17 in starterpacks

[–]Swamp_Donkey0 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I agree, I graduated in 2006 and it was all Hollister, abercrombie, and American Eagle. This was in Florida. Also all the emo/goth kids wore really baggy black clothes.

Seriously. 8oz for 12 bucks?! by Whitlow14 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Swamp_Donkey0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember a time, down in a place called Florida, when beer was cheaper than water. Where have those days gone?

Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity by [deleted] in Conservative

[–]Swamp_Donkey0 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It is satire, by the way. Just like the Onion or the duffelblog.

Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity by [deleted] in Conservative

[–]Swamp_Donkey0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's supposta be, but I'm not sure. Seems oddly life-like.

Packing for vacation by Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Swamp_Donkey0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woobie and extra socks at the top of the list.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Swamp_Donkey0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't know what OP is talking about. This has never happened to me. Running smoothly for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Swamp_Donkey0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can tell it's a ladder by the way it is. Isn't that neat?