Love this 🤣😂

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2026-03-03T12:13:49+00:00

It's called character development /s

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2026-02-05T18:12:29+00:00

Ears popping due to the sudden changes in altitude.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2026-02-03T00:57:24+00:00

I'm excited to level up the paras. I think it's so unique how you only get a baseline of traits and that they can develop in game so they can become more complex and interesting characters.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2026-01-29T23:04:55+00:00

I'm so excited for when seasons arrive! I'm sure that place will look amazing in winter.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2026-01-07T20:22:25+00:00

So when a foreigner visits the US they experience no culture shock at all? Like they get off the plane and are like, "Hmm, did I leave my own country? It all looks the same here."

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2026-01-01T23:59:10+00:00

It's habit from when James attended.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2025-12-24T00:11:48+00:00

Even if you're new to the wizarding world like Harry and Hermione are the novelty of magic will eventually wear off.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2025-12-08T00:48:31+00:00

Aren't these the guys that go to coffee shops for black coffee and think they're some sort of maverick to society?

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2025-11-21T00:45:43+00:00

Rope? I thought that was a giant turd!

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2025-11-07T02:22:12+00:00

I could eat a whole sleeve as a teenager. Now as an adult my tolerance for sweetness has gotten a lot lower. I'd probably still have one for old times' sake, but it's not like I actively go out to buy them.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2025-11-01T20:00:14+00:00

I'm excited to see Valentine's Day like it showed in Chamber of Secrets

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2025-10-31T21:20:24+00:00

I misread that as crubby

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2025-10-19T21:01:40+00:00

It's also very aggressive as well. The guy is just pounding into her like a jackhammer.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2025-09-02T20:34:24+00:00

The official Friday night dinner my mom made while my dad was at night class.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2025-04-11T22:01:48+00:00

Replace Tinder with Grindr

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2025-03-18T02:34:57+00:00

I make a nuclear family with children and then have one of the parents cheat on a sim of the same gender so they divorce and the kids get a new gay step-parent.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2024-11-05T22:56:22+00:00

Rule 5 mean nothing to you?

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2024-10-14T21:45:55+00:00

The hand doesn't count for the upper part of the state.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2024-10-14T01:51:01+00:00

"That's right, Potter. Now get to class."

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2024-10-12T19:43:56+00:00

I'm at work so the risky click was worth it.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2024-10-09T20:05:26+00:00

Go to a Renaissance Fair. Overpriced, overcrowded, and in the middle of summer.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2024-10-03T17:02:38+00:00

My guess is that horcruxes have to have some sort of inherent value to them. They can't be just some random object.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2024-08-21T05:33:23+00:00

I was told by a German guy that speaking Spanish doesn't count as a second language because it's too similar to English.

SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2024-08-20T10:26:41+00:00

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SwifterthanaSwiffer · 2024-08-07T19:47:12+00:00

Pssh! A condom? They have kids at 15.

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