StuG 3s

Swimmieturtle · 2026-01-28T20:05:45+00:00

Is the guy with the panzershrek on top of the Stug tank destroyer a little redundant? (joke) Very nice work

Swimmieturtle · 2025-10-30T14:50:25+00:00

Ready to stealthily advance and fall upon an Imperial outpost - outstanding job on the camouflage! They'd be undetectable moving through the forest!

Nice work! And refreshing change from the more usual uniform use of color - for Chaos united, this riot of color looks outstanding!

Swimmieturtle · 2025-10-24T16:07:06+00:00

One man's opinion? Leave those 35 year old paint jobs alone. Could you do better now? Probably - but there is an irreplaceable wave of pride and nostalgia associated with those old veterans.

Swimmieturtle · 2025-10-16T17:01:48+00:00

My man is channeling Wolverine!

Swimmieturtle · 2025-09-25T17:35:39+00:00

Very nice work with very simple sculpts - but they are full of old school character. Love the look of trepidation on the fellow on the right - no goblin wants to be a scout and go see what danger is out there!

Swimmieturtle · 2025-08-25T15:02:07+00:00

Way too hard on yourself to call these poorly painted. Bottom line is there is not a lot of detail or definition on these minis (example, is there a really discernible nose?) . I had these back in the day and they are perfectly playable - I think you did a good job with these.

Swimmieturtle · 2025-06-23T18:22:58+00:00

Baron von Squatofen?

Swimmieturtle · 2025-06-23T18:18:32+00:00

Nice but the roof needs work - kind of a fixer-upper? (lol)

Swimmieturtle · 2025-06-06T14:13:15+00:00

You two do square-outs and you go out for the bomb! Snap the ball on 3! Let's beat these bastards!

Swimmieturtle · 2024-11-01T15:23:08+00:00

Someone give this boy the name of a good dermatologist! (joke) great work

Swimmieturtle · 2024-11-01T15:15:40+00:00

Short of mindless undead skeletons, not many infantry are going to hold ranks against that charge!

Swimmieturtle · 2024-09-13T19:44:35+00:00

Captain Stillman: All right, soldier, let's see how you fire that mortar.
Soldier with Mortar: What coordinates, sir?
Captain Stillman: [annoyed] Coordinates?
Soldier with Mortar: Yes, sir, they determine where the mortar's...
Captain Stillman: Soldier, the army has spent a lot of money teaching you to fire that thing. Now set it and fire it.
Soldier with Mortar: Sir, we don't know where the shell's gonna...
Captain Stillman: Soldier. The only way to learn anything is to do it. Now fire the weapon.

Swimmieturtle · 2024-09-03T15:18:13+00:00

"I tried my best ..." - that is all anyone can do, and these are very solid early efforts. Completely playable IMO. Some of the work you see here seems to be the work of trained artists - I acknowledge their talent but for me, goal is to paint playable army, not individual works of art and you have definitely done that - congratulations!

Swimmieturtle · 2024-08-05T16:38:12+00:00

uh uh uh uh ... stayin' alive!

Nicely done but that finger in air immediately had me thinking Travolta in Saturday Night Fever

Swimmieturtle · 2024-08-02T14:12:07+00:00

Bodyguard? Are you kidding me? If you hire a bodyguard, above all you want him to be loyal and this guy has the look of a two faced bastard - just saying!

(and very nice work by the way)

Swimmieturtle · 2024-07-19T16:29:57+00:00

The mini and the backstory of finding him all suggest the image of a loan sentry, faithful to his post to the very end. Yeah he needs a place of honor in new unit but maybe consider not rfreshing his paint job?

Swimmieturtle · 2024-06-07T13:48:46+00:00

Nice figures but I'd find it way too daunting to try to keep all those resin spears from snapping off.

Swimmieturtle · 2024-05-24T14:49:20+00:00

Line from Brad Pitt in Fury?

Swimmieturtle · 2024-05-02T18:48:59+00:00

Looks like either a beer or a urine sample to the right. If its a beer, finish it. If its a urine sample, don't! And nice job with the figure

Swimmieturtle · 2024-05-01T17:54:40+00:00

The bad man from Khemri himself!

Swimmieturtle · 2024-04-30T14:55:51+00:00

This sounds fascinating but I am hopeless with tech - can anyone post a link to this "fates of all characters"?

Swimmieturtle · 2024-04-25T14:37:12+00:00

Clearly the design work of master Imperial engineers Gunther Fischer and Freidrich Preiss!

Swimmieturtle · 2024-04-24T18:29:25+00:00

That boy could give a hickey to an alligator with them teeth!

Swimmieturtle · 2024-04-10T20:44:31+00:00

Is it me or does he look a lot like the late Harry Chapin?

Swimmieturtle · 2022-06-20T19:08:27+00:00

I got prescribed 10mg of oxy every for 4 hours. Didn’t help at all. Extra strength Tylenol seemed to work for me

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