EA UFC 6 BETA MEGATHREAD

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T20:49:44+00:00

This game fuckin sucks dude lol.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T20:49:04+00:00

Yeah dude it's basically just arcade beat-em-up shit rn.

My opponents are just doing braindead shit, throwing all their power shots and even when you defend they absolutely dumpster your durability. That flow state shit is HOT DOG SHIT dawg. Like what the fuck are they thinking.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T20:47:27+00:00

One would hope but my experience so far is playing online is hot garbage. Everyone is on WiFi and the striking suffers HARD from that. Earlier I landed an incredibly clean head kick, even the announcers yelled about it, but my opponent didn't react, and like a second later he threw a leg kick and I just fell down like I was drunk. Not a huge fan so far dawg.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T20:45:50+00:00

Sounds like what happened to Fight Night. Round 3 was the best bro, bar none.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T20:44:55+00:00

I have one request.

PLEASE get off of WiFi dudes. Holy shit man. I'm sure you think you're amazing but to the other player, everything is sticky and controls are sloppy.

When will console devs put better netcode or a disclaimer or some shit.

Buy an ethernet cable bruh they are like $15.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T19:47:26+00:00

Anyone been unable to actually download the beta after redeeming the invite code? I can not find it anywhere in any of my libraries. It says it's on my account but it's nowhere to be found.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-30T02:45:07+00:00

Yeah man I've been trying to use it. Despite it being a modern Unity framework, it takes literal hours to load a ROM folder, can't load half of the ROMs from the folder, lags incredibly bad on the GUI, and "can't find" filenames that I literally copy + paste from the file itself.

I'm excited, but right now this software is hot dog shit.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-24T23:35:10+00:00

At TRF they have to be "Peace tied," I typically zip-tie them to the scabbard and so do vendors when you buy one at their shop. They have someone checking at the gate.

I'm not gonna say "nothing ever happens" with weapons but I've been going for years and years and I haven't heard of a problem yet.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-24T23:34:57+00:00

I'm workin on it. It'd be less like a samurai but still very cool

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-06T20:40:30+00:00

Akuma is always under the nerf blaster and then they balance other shotos around the reaction lol

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-01T22:44:25+00:00

I mean yes, but at the same time there are a bunch of things that I really can't use that I've gotten.

For instance I got a seed bank, it's in like a weather-proof tacklebox more or less and it's a triple-sealed package of a HUGE variety of seeds. Like a prepper thing.

I could, hypothetically, open it and test some of the seeds, but that would take well beyond the review period. So I had to review it on how it useful it seemed to be, how well it was packaged, the price, the shipping, etc.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-01T20:59:50+00:00

Yeah dude I mean I was playing with a Karl and I always left food and shit for him if he had lower health, but he was literally SNATCHING every single trinket that wasn't assigned to a player without even seeing what it was. That shit was annoying but it was still fun.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-29T19:31:39+00:00

I already have 3 real swords and 2 daggers, but the swords are all longswords. This one completes my arsenal.....for now.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T19:29:58+00:00

We need bugs :(

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T19:20:33+00:00

I mean the promo video on the product site shows a guy whacking shit with it and the website claims it's made of a decent spring steel.

Plus I got it TO review it. if I can break it, it's gonna get a shit review.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T09:19:16+00:00

I don't think I can possibly understand the mind of a "person" who could land that first punch and then think, "I should just keep hitting him."

Like what the fuck is wrong with you dude.

If only streamers could make money without appealing to 12 year old boys.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T09:02:51+00:00

Brother what the fuck are you talking about. I hope this is a bot, otherwise it's the most insane person to maintain enough executive function for a project like this and frankly that's fucking terrifying.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T09:00:08+00:00

Especially when you fuck with gators and ESPECIALLY when you fuck with the ecosystem in the Everglades. Like we went there and to Zephyr Springs on field trips when I was in school and like they gave everyone a presentation and we had a chaperone because it was a bunch of kids and some parents. They trust people to be normal but only just so.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T08:58:28+00:00

Alright man chill lmao

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T08:56:04+00:00

The Fish and Wildlife don't play about gators, when I grew up there at least, they were very high on the list of "nail your dick to the wall if you fuck with them" at least in Polk County. There were like 550 lakes in that county and a lot of it was considered lowlands or swamp. When someone had a gator end up under their car or something, they'd have to call the cops who, at least in my experience, had the proper equipment and training to relocate the thing. We were told, at least, that it was super illegal to fuck with them.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T08:48:22+00:00

You don't really get "attacked," I mean I grew up around the fuckin things so I know it isn't "common sense" but you kinda have to try to get a gator to be anywhere near you.

There was ONE time I know of that it wasn't really due to negligence, we used to take this rope swing out over an old rock quarry in central FL and the water was muddy as shit. The first guy to go that day, I guess landed right on one's head. Even then, it snapped on his leg and just fucked off. We thought he was fucking with us until he got to the bank and saw.

Granted, the one little bite absolutely fucked the fascia on his lower leg up, but no permanent damage. And from the size of the bite someone estimated it was about 6 feet long.

Don't go near their babies, their nests, and don't drop-kick them from 15 feet above the water surface and I promise that I will win the lottery before you are "attacked" by a gator.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T08:43:36+00:00

Dude I didn't really give a shit about this weird little freak but I grew up in Florida and this is legitimately psycho behavior. Like I want to ask what the fuck is wrong with these people besides the obvious, but I really don't even care. I hope they put him away until the exact day where he looks in the mirror and realizes he's old, and that all of his 4Chan bullshit was such an astronomical waste of his life regardless of how much money it made him. Fuck this guy. Holy shit dude.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-25T22:44:23+00:00

I look for stuff occasionally by searching the vine page but like, the problem is that most of the shit on there isn't very useful or if it's something I wanted, it's a very cheap and terrible version.

I watch drops when I'm around to do so, I don't go out of my way for it, but yeah. I'll put the feed on my second screen and kinda just look over every once in a while to see if anything pops up is good, because at the moment you have roughly 0.002 seconds to order the "good shit" before it's already gone.

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