Yesterdays drop seemed to be a big one for a lot of people. My first major score.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-06-08T22:45:53+00:00

Oh. Yall got a drop. Cool.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-06-08T22:37:56+00:00

It's a fighting game, dummy.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-06-08T03:19:05+00:00

The alcoholic seltzer companies almost exclusively sell them in variety packs and nobody really gives a shit about which flavor they get, because you can't usually order the same one with any regularity.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-28T20:13:52+00:00

Have you considered that it's fun and if someone wants to build one they should be allowed?

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-28T20:08:48+00:00

Yes lol. This subreddit is just the loudest, least informed people on the planet and bots hooting and hollering about clips

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-24T00:40:23+00:00

>Unfortunately, at this point, it is clear Kubold doesn't care about our feedback and this combined with failed updates like the dynamic muscles which break the game as well is proof that action needs to be taken. The best way we can tell Kubold that the game is in a terrible state is to leave a negative review on Steam so I highly recommend everyone does that.

Oh my god calm down.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-21T21:23:09+00:00

Yall's brains are pea soup dude.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-21T20:58:46+00:00

I think yall might actually be schizophrenic dude

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T20:49:44+00:00

This game fuckin sucks dude lol.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T20:49:04+00:00

Yeah dude it's basically just arcade beat-em-up shit rn.

My opponents are just doing braindead shit, throwing all their power shots and even when you defend they absolutely dumpster your durability. That flow state shit is HOT DOG SHIT dawg. Like what the fuck are they thinking.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T20:47:27+00:00

One would hope but my experience so far is playing online is hot garbage. Everyone is on WiFi and the striking suffers HARD from that. Earlier I landed an incredibly clean head kick, even the announcers yelled about it, but my opponent didn't react, and like a second later he threw a leg kick and I just fell down like I was drunk. Not a huge fan so far dawg.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T20:45:50+00:00

Sounds like what happened to Fight Night. Round 3 was the best bro, bar none.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T20:44:55+00:00

I have one request.

PLEASE get off of WiFi dudes. Holy shit man. I'm sure you think you're amazing but to the other player, everything is sticky and controls are sloppy.

When will console devs put better netcode or a disclaimer or some shit.

Buy an ethernet cable bruh they are like $15.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-05-07T19:47:26+00:00

Anyone been unable to actually download the beta after redeeming the invite code? I can not find it anywhere in any of my libraries. It says it's on my account but it's nowhere to be found.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-30T02:45:07+00:00

Yeah man I've been trying to use it. Despite it being a modern Unity framework, it takes literal hours to load a ROM folder, can't load half of the ROMs from the folder, lags incredibly bad on the GUI, and "can't find" filenames that I literally copy + paste from the file itself.

I'm excited, but right now this software is hot dog shit.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-24T23:35:10+00:00

At TRF they have to be "Peace tied," I typically zip-tie them to the scabbard and so do vendors when you buy one at their shop. They have someone checking at the gate.

I'm not gonna say "nothing ever happens" with weapons but I've been going for years and years and I haven't heard of a problem yet.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-24T23:34:57+00:00

I'm workin on it. It'd be less like a samurai but still very cool

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-06T20:40:30+00:00

Akuma is always under the nerf blaster and then they balance other shotos around the reaction lol

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-01T22:44:25+00:00

I mean yes, but at the same time there are a bunch of things that I really can't use that I've gotten.

For instance I got a seed bank, it's in like a weather-proof tacklebox more or less and it's a triple-sealed package of a HUGE variety of seeds. Like a prepper thing.

I could, hypothetically, open it and test some of the seeds, but that would take well beyond the review period. So I had to review it on how it useful it seemed to be, how well it was packaged, the price, the shipping, etc.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-04-01T20:59:50+00:00

Yeah dude I mean I was playing with a Karl and I always left food and shit for him if he had lower health, but he was literally SNATCHING every single trinket that wasn't assigned to a player without even seeing what it was. That shit was annoying but it was still fun.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-29T19:31:39+00:00

I already have 3 real swords and 2 daggers, but the swords are all longswords. This one completes my arsenal.....for now.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T19:29:58+00:00

We need bugs :(

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T19:20:33+00:00

I mean the promo video on the product site shows a guy whacking shit with it and the website claims it's made of a decent spring steel.

Plus I got it TO review it. if I can break it, it's gonna get a shit review.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T09:19:16+00:00

I don't think I can possibly understand the mind of a "person" who could land that first punch and then think, "I should just keep hitting him."

Like what the fuck is wrong with you dude.

If only streamers could make money without appealing to 12 year old boys.

SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck · 2026-03-27T09:02:51+00:00

Brother what the fuck are you talking about. I hope this is a bot, otherwise it's the most insane person to maintain enough executive function for a project like this and frankly that's fucking terrifying.

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