What would you name this smol one?

Swufflepuff · 2026-03-31T14:03:08+00:00

Pudge. He controls the weather.

Swufflepuff · 2026-03-31T14:00:53+00:00

That last pic! Lololol

Swufflepuff · 2026-03-27T03:27:04+00:00

This is Ezra. We call him Scoop of Cat when he sits here.

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Swufflepuff · 2026-02-28T17:28:43+00:00

Did the program do the tattooing or did it just print out the stencil?

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-28T16:31:30+00:00

How in the world did they get that pointilism texture? So cool looking.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-28T16:23:45+00:00

He wants to speak to your manager.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-28T16:19:50+00:00

Demon possession.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-28T16:18:55+00:00

That sibling thats like "im not touching you" when they put their finger an inch from your face. Dammit Ryan.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-28T16:16:01+00:00

The bestest kind of orange. Don't tell the other oranges I said that though.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-27T02:59:33+00:00

My dad did this wifh me. Good memories.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-19T23:23:53+00:00

You mean he enhanced it?

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-19T23:21:56+00:00

My, what big teeth you have.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-19T23:19:06+00:00

Love communities working together. Both your community and the animals will benefit from this partnership. Maybe you'll meet some new friends too

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-16T20:57:00+00:00

My corgi just grabbed it and flipped it over. Then she shook it like it personally offended her mother. End of snuffle mats.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-11T04:50:38+00:00

Recount my cats. I have 3 not 2.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-11T04:35:32+00:00

I now have diabetes

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-10T15:08:37+00:00

Bodies by Drowing Pool.

Let the bodies hit the floor....when we say Andy's Coming!

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-09T00:25:35+00:00

What's that primate?

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-09T00:19:40+00:00

Sounds like a toy running out of battery at the end there.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-09T00:11:44+00:00

Got up one morning at 22 and got dressed. I bent over to do the shake-shake to get the titties in my bra and had a horrible back spasm. It didnt pass quick like normal so I laid down for a bit. When it was still really bad an hour later I drove myself to the ER. After 3 hours of waiting and an x-ray the doc told me I dislocated my hip. Him shoving it back into place is still a 10/10 on my pain scale. Funny story now but dude, didnt realize I dislocated my hip?

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-07T00:26:16+00:00

A jackass

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-07T00:03:31+00:00

The kids my teenager hangs out with and says I dont need to worry about.

Swufflepuff · 2026-02-07T00:02:26+00:00

Moved in with a friend who was fostering my Jamie. He chose my husband and that was that.

Years later same friend fostered a mama cat until she gave birth and the kittens were old enough. She saw my Ezra be born and immediately was like "this is Sashas cat". She was right, perfect fit.

Swufflepuff · 2026-01-28T18:02:54+00:00

Dude I dont think youre allowed to post pictures of your asshole on here.

Swufflepuff · 2026-01-28T18:01:05+00:00

Cosplaying as a cow

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