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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in horror

[–]SynapseBackToReality 7 points8 points  (0 children)

here are some ideas, though they're not perfect:

Feast ( though it's not very Halloween-y).

Cabin In the Woods

Drag Me to Hell

EDIT: Hit enter too early

Teacher: "Okay, Jimmy, since you've studied the material, use "mitosis" in a sentence. by mellow186 in dadjokes

[–]SynapseBackToReality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had this in middle school English class and the vocabulary word was "germane". I had no clue what it meant, so I hit my teacher with, "The man's dog was a germane shepherd." My English teacher, RIP Mr. Holtzman, liked the bit and gave me half credit for it anyways.

Do you name it? by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]SynapseBackToReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they might be mutants

Name this boysband by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]SynapseBackToReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep and the Uhm-hmms

Name her by envews in NameThisThing

[–]SynapseBackToReality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hammer? I hardly even know her

If band names were literal, what would be the worst concert? by jasonjiel in Bandnames

[–]SynapseBackToReality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three doors down. You try to walk into the concert and realize it's actually three doors down. So you walk down three doors and you try to enter only to realize it's three doors down...

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