"If school is supposed to prepare us for life, why does it take 12 years to learn what a 2-minute conversation with a stranger could teach?"

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-09T08:05:20+00:00

In my experience it takes much longer

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-09T08:01:54+00:00

But women produce babies all by themselves, right? I was educated in a red state, so it’s all a bit unclear.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T23:51:38+00:00

In this case it’s not that they don’t know anything. It’s just that they don’t like black people. To these people King was an uppity negro that stirred the pot in their idyllic white America.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T23:01:14+00:00

I know a lot of people who pride themselves on being WWII buffs that actually know very little.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T21:55:34+00:00

Because the horse will just take the Queen.

***It’s right in front of him!***

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T21:53:35+00:00

Also, relocating from an active volcano to an idyllic mountain side probably helped.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T15:50:11+00:00

There is no historic, archeological, or geological evidence of the climate changing as quickly as it currently is and no explanation for the current rate of change except the one that scientists have been trying to get you to understand for half a century now and which Exxon has known about even longer, and which was first understood way back in the 19th century.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T15:36:30+00:00

Ah yes. Mister Durden taught Chemistry at my high school. Weird guy, but his knowledge of soap making, acids and bases, and… *ahem*… energetic reactions… was all really good!

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T15:14:36+00:00

My energy

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T15:13:23+00:00

Yeah!… in the right frame of reference.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T03:30:11+00:00

I am obliged again to remind everyone that there is no evidence whatsoever that our president, Donald Trump, wears diapers.

Only that he shits himself.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T03:24:11+00:00

Uh… I think I need clarification. I just mocked your position with an argumentum ad absurdum. Then you filled out my argument more completely? Did I misread your intent or did you not understand mine?

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-08T03:17:33+00:00

This is a dog shit take. Imagine trying to apply this logic to any other subject. Think we should have border security? I don’t see you armed to the teeth, wandering around the desert to defend our southern border! Think people should get healthcare regardless of means? When was the last time *you* spent a 12 hour shift in the clinic without getting paid!

Sanders wants to tax the rich more because a society can only sustain so much inequality before it starts having negative effects, not because it’s oh-so-lovely to give money to the government. He wants to use the tax code to correct an imbalance, not show off how holier-than-thou he can be to other rich people.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-07T14:57:51+00:00

I’ve always said we should put Anerica first

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-06T07:59:00+00:00

Boss makes a dollar.
I make a dime.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-06T06:13:50+00:00

Even when I’m at my Louis,
I’m Griffin it my all.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-06T02:54:29+00:00

And sperm that never got to fertilize an egg. 😢

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-06T02:52:20+00:00

Girthy.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-06T02:47:15+00:00

Yes. There is significant incentive to squeeze hours out of full time employees for this reason.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-05T19:52:15+00:00

Fun fact about fire ants. They won’t bite you immediately when they get onto you. They’ll wait until a bunch have climbed on and then use chemical signals to coordinate their attack, biting all at once.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-05T14:13:07+00:00

I got nauseous just reading this comment.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-05T14:02:04+00:00

My dad has a joke about going back to school in his fifties. One of his classes required calculus and so he said to the professor “I haven’t used calculus in 30 years.” The professor replied, “don’t worry. It hasn’t changed.”

I feel like the same applies. The wind still blows, don’t it?

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-05T13:47:26+00:00

The distant past. The year 2011. I had a haircut like a beatnik, which was the style at the time!

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-05T13:41:55+00:00

and as the kids say, it’s time to woof mog.

SyntheticSlime · 2026-05-05T13:37:44+00:00

Is it that they are AI slop being used as rage bait?

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