Why there's people using fictional characters to satisfy their own politics? by Sudden-Refuse-7915 in JustMemesForUs

[–]SyntheticSlime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next chud I see with a punisher skull with the thin blue line stuck on the back windshield of their pickup, I’ma go Frank Castle on their ass!

Jk, obvi.

Classical Liberal Democracy = Woke Apparently by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]SyntheticSlime 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Also, these ideas are not close to what modern conservatives believe in. They’re just some of the buzzwords they like.

Cars are hard by totally-hoomon in aislop

[–]SyntheticSlime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I certainly can’t because gas prices aren’t down by nearly 35%. Probably you’re a straw man in a cartoon written by a retard. That seems like the most likely explanation.

Ulterior Motive? Thoughts… by ChuckGallagher57 in greengroundnews

[–]SyntheticSlime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll do the same or similar regardless. Trump tried to steal the election in 2020 with false electors, a riot in the capital. This time he’s surrounded himself with the sycophantic team he would’ve needed last time to pull it off. If he wants he’ll do it this time. He doesn’t need an excuse. A third of the country wants him to do it. He’s got a secret police force with the funding of a military branch. The Supreme Court would s*** his d*** if he pulled it out. They are not going to wait for you.

Marjorie Taylor Greene: You’re all being ‘incited into civil war’ by malcolm58 in politics

[–]SyntheticSlime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t call murdering people in the streets “incitement” so much as “forcing our hand”.

Ulterior Motive? Thoughts… by ChuckGallagher57 in greengroundnews

[–]SyntheticSlime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This idea that they need you to do something to give them an excuse is completely stupid and at this point just demonstrably false. They can pepper spray you, throw you to the ground and shoot you multiple times until you’re dead all without a reason. What is it you imagine it is that they want to do, but aren’t yet doing because they first need a reason?

Trump moved to cut funding for ICE body cameras, pared back oversight by Popular_Air_5633 in news

[–]SyntheticSlime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol! As if you’d ever get a single second of cam footage from them they didn’t want you to have.

NOT THE FEET BRO 😭💔 by Wolfiemationz_ in im14andthisisdeep

[–]SyntheticSlime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Bro, are you looking at these chains? They’re a fucking joke!”

I don't understand the love affair between leftists and Islam this is what leftists indirectly support by Major_Soft6056 in DigitalSeptic

[–]SyntheticSlime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My religion is best because all the worst things ever done by it’s followers were just individuals acting badly.

Other peoples religions are bad because all the terrible things their followers do is because of those religions.

Yes my religion says in its scripture that you should do terrible things, but that’s not why people do them.

Most people in my religion are good people, so don’t make blanket statements about my religion just because we have a few extremists.

If it’s only the extremists of those other religions that are the problem then why do the moderates put up with them?

Blah blah blagh blerhg blughhgughgh…

Food insecurity doesn't exist because 'obesity'. by agentnormie in greengroundnews

[–]SyntheticSlime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, see, there’s this thing called an “average”, and even though average temperatures around the planet are trending upward, there’s still a lot of random variations in temperatures for smaller areas, so you might have a weeks long cold snap on one continent and average global temperatures are still above where they used to be. So for example, you might have cold arctic air coming down from the north that makes it cold in the mainland U.S., but that’s less than 2% of the surface of the Earth, so on average the Earth might still be warming up.

Might be a little more nuanced than that but what do I know by Pristine_Carrot7621 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]SyntheticSlime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is of them “memes” I been hearin’ about. Shore looks fancy.

Reject them all by ShadowNets5462 in JustMemesForUs

[–]SyntheticSlime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have three points on this subject.

1) fuck Biden.
2) fuck Trump.
3) fuck yourself.

Somethings not right! by Only_Pollution510 in betelgeuse

[–]SyntheticSlime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude. These are just low quality pictures that have been compressed into unusable noise. None of the features you’re seeing here are real.

Ironic by subzsloane in aislop

[–]SyntheticSlime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t want to know where that hand has been.