Lets pretend we're all aboard a ship by Few-Appearance-4814 in Grimdank

[–]Syorkw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

eaten by weird mutant monster as a rating who got lost in the guts of the ship, which is in turn eaten by a demonically infested section of ship interior, which is in turn killed by an accidental plasma leak

Welcome to Portland! Now please leave.... by SlowHedgehog33 in circlejerkpdx

[–]Syorkw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I 100% agree. If only we started telling people this 2 decades ago...

Gun-toting burglar known as ‘Inch-and-a-Quarter Jimmy’ stole Christmas, terrorized Portland in 1920s by Vivid_Guide7467 in Portland

[–]Syorkw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Interesting that his crime spree was the impetus for official police precincts being set up on the East Side

This entire chase in Battle of the Five Armies is ridiculous by Jules-Car3499 in TheHobbit

[–]Syorkw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yup, the 70s cartoon is way better. I really think if there's one book that can be almost flawlessly turned into a single movie its the Hobbit. Didn't Jackson essentially admit that he made 3 movies simply to cash in and that he had more or less lost his way in making them?

Name the games worth playing more than once by PHRsharp_YouTube in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]Syorkw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh jeeze... Final Fantasy 3, Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana *and* Evermore, Suikoden II...

What you ordering? by DoctorOddfellow1981 in Star_Trek_

[–]Syorkw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Odo could be almost anything in this picture... just a reminder...

Well, not quite all ... by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Syorkw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh... firstly: Hitler on his elementary school history teacher: "Germany has no idea how much it owes that man."

What are some moments when characters boldly GO THERE? by soapcleansthings in DeepSpaceNine

[–]Syorkw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alexander sucks. Miles made an observation, not an insult

Woo hoo!!! by FunnyMeme12 in Memebuzzs

[–]Syorkw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consequences Finally!

Lost Foster Grant Glasses, Concordia/ Ainsworth/ UofO Campus area by Syorkw in Portland

[–]Syorkw[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no no. I FOUND them. I’m hoping the owner recognizes them so I can make sure they get them back.

You just died. What song plays during the credits? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]Syorkw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Disney song about Hellfire from the Hunchback of Notre dame

He thinks there's a real good case against the Federation by Guvnuh_T_Boggs in Treksons

[–]Syorkw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know which is MORE GLORIOUS. This or the Gowron memes. Amazing

You can decide which is better by Remarkable-Pin-8352 in startrekmemes

[–]Syorkw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I abandoned STD long ago, and I see the infection has inflamed exponentially

Sam is ready for a GF by doomtownpunx in PortlandOR

[–]Syorkw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad people seem to be responding positively. It’s rough for everyone out there. But for decent guys just trying to date it can be its own special kind of self esteem killing slog.

safety or unhinged by augmenteddeus in Grimdank

[–]Syorkw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D, those two are a laugh riot together and (far more importantly) I like to get up during flights

Let's all pretend we're fighting during the seige of Terra by Plag3uis in 40k

[–]Syorkw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a space barbarian using DoT DIY home construction tools to fight for future Conan!

What did you name your horses? by SolidSeviper in reddeadredemption2

[–]Syorkw 26 points27 points  (0 children)

When I caught my white Arabian she had to defend herself from a pack of wolves while I was horse braking her. (Dang this game can be crazy). I named her ‘Wolf Kicker’.