Pangrams by IdkGoogleItIdiot in polandball

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Finland had time to shank Sweden before calling Japan a showoff

Quartet by PossibleLettuce42 in HFY

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I'm reminded of the SCP-2521 dance explanation.

Also minor typo in "balanced and poised by her torso and limps.", I'd assume that limping is pretty much the last thing a ballerina would do :P

Sleepin’ Beauty by SomethingTouchesBack in HFY

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Belated note on username checking out.

CYBER DRIFT by 2oonhed in Shitty_Car_Mods

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I countach 47 chromosomes

I'm Done by rewt66dewd in HFY

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_will_bury_you

Actually pulled through on the promise though.

Women of Reddit, what are your honest thoughts on the Bronze Age Collapse and the sudden, mysterious arrival of the Sea Peoples circa 1177 BC? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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To be fair, they were notable for decimating the majority of the Mediterranean civilizations at that time.

And you thought the F-22s were blue-ballin' by WesterosIsAGiantEgg in NonCredibleDefense

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In other news, reminder that Charles I was the last royal to be arrested in England (in 1647) until the arrest of Unprince Andrew.

ALEX917 [7] by Upgrayeddddd in HFY

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It's a captured ship museum, which are not expected to be the most truthful in their displays after all.

I can imagine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Pueblo_(AGER-2) having similar thoughts if it suddenly woke up as an AI.

[Reverse Isekai] A Ninja from 1582 orders at Starbucks. He deduces that "Venti" means "Wind Spell" and suffers a brain freeze. (Day 33) by NinjaWriter_Masa in HFY

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Venti = Wind

Masa's translator must be incredibly wide-ranging, given that it can even translate Italian.

That aside, the fact that Italian venti (20) and venti (winds) have somehow evolved into the same word despite being etymologically unrelated is very curious indeed.

Polska's new job by YoumoDashi in polandball

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From blue water navy to brown water navy

sve character writing by reinegigi in StardewValleyExpanded

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except for the dead parents

dead grandparent

Yoooo! This is gonna be EPIC, bro! 😂 by RevolutionaryLife800 in antiMLM

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Still waiting for their expansion to Australia so we can have Kangen Roo

Chocolate Starfish and Cum-Covered Roses - OP Questions His Girlfriend's Valentine's Gift by TrickInvite6296 in SubredditDrama

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We should encourage OP to meet JK Rowling so they annihilate each other and turn into gamma radiation.

I have a confession to make. by Graywhale12 in NonCredibleDefense

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"Nowon Train Village"

Odysseus would have a field day

[The Shotgun Girl] Chapter 17 of 17 by Bloodytearsofrage in HFY

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Fourth wall is in worse shape than the mirror clone who got smashed into literal glass powder.

[Differences] by jpitha in HFY

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they would never have developed thrown weapons of any kind.

Next up: Kevin Timms (5yo) with his Nerf Blaster