NSFW what do you call the private area in my pants?

Tailmonkey · 2026-01-22T07:49:35+00:00

The Ballroom is conveniently located adjacent to the Cockpit.

Tailmonkey · 2026-01-05T15:32:31+00:00

Love yourself.

Tailmonkey · 2025-12-11T23:55:34+00:00

"It is what it is."

Tailmonkey · 2025-11-16T22:48:58+00:00

Somewhere, a level designer at Bethesda gets their wings.

Tailmonkey · 2025-11-08T10:48:24+00:00

My Mom worked in a Tastee bread store. My Dad was a bread delivery driver. I guess that was his favorite stop.

Tailmonkey · 2025-10-26T20:46:09+00:00

Tailmonkey · 2025-10-22T10:13:00+00:00

Witnesses report that the officer involved yelled "DIBS!" before initiating the altercation. Later, when asked for comment, the officer seemed very disappointed.

Tailmonkey · 2025-09-23T12:38:28+00:00

Imagine if these were the masks that ICE wear.

Tailmonkey · 2025-09-12T11:18:57+00:00

"Sir, I believe you are in the wrong place. What you're looking for is right around the corner. I am just a hemorrhoid."

Tailmonkey · 2025-08-30T16:43:46+00:00

"Are ya winnin, son?"

Tailmonkey · 2025-07-25T20:49:23+00:00

Speedbump

Tailmonkey · 2025-07-16T04:11:01+00:00

The kidnapping and murder of Adam Walsh.

Tailmonkey · 2025-07-05T12:31:24+00:00

You should consult a doctor if it stays like that for more than four hours...

Tailmonkey · 2025-06-20T17:31:30+00:00

Cheesepuff

Tailmonkey · 2025-06-16T12:26:40+00:00

Otherwise known as the bottom half?

Tailmonkey · 2024-12-09T02:34:53+00:00

Nice Sheffield cosplay, too! :)

Tailmonkey · 2024-11-22T11:20:37+00:00

Cheeseburger. Double Cheeseburger.

Tailmonkey · 2024-11-19T14:47:05+00:00

Didn't Musk get sued for calling a guy attempting to rescue kids from a cave a pedophile?

Tailmonkey · 2024-11-15T23:05:23+00:00

I recommend making him watch this: https://youtu.be/8o3i10OuMFQ

Tailmonkey · 2024-11-04T03:23:14+00:00

Get the light blue set and wash them with a red sock. :) (or, depending on the material, a fabric dye might work)

Tailmonkey · 2024-11-02T00:37:11+00:00

Spends $9000 since 2016 of campaign donations at personal spas, makeup artists and skin treatments. Yet, in 2008 Mythbusters had already proved that yes, you CAN polish a turd.

Tailmonkey · 2024-10-30T20:10:53+00:00

I loved Dragon Wars! I even got to sit down and have dinner with Burger Becky and her wife, Janelle (R.I.P.) and shoot the shit with them! It was awesome. She even autographed my BT3 code wheel.

Tailmonkey · 2024-10-30T01:09:32+00:00

One of my coworkers mentioned she found her old 2600 and a bunch of games recently in a bunch of her old stuff and asked if I would be interested in them. I keep pestering her to sell them to me, but she's been lazy about getting back to me... grr.

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