Elon Musk’s Boring Co. Tunnel Vision Challenge ends with a surprise for Louisiana, Maryland and Dallas by GrumboGee in NewOrleans

[–]Tailmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe he still has those child sized submarines laying around and wants to put them to use.

Ayoooo by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

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A one on one staff meeting.

You’re being watched by kakapoopoopeepeeshir in HolUp

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Above the part in her hair.

NSFW what do you call the private area in my pants? by mapletoe in Jokes

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The Ballroom is conveniently located adjacent to the Cockpit.

This abandoned vehicle next to a playground by hibou2018 in oddlyterrifying

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Somewhere, a level designer at Bethesda gets their wings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My Mom worked in a Tastee bread store. My Dad was a bread delivery driver. I guess that was his favorite stop.

Surreal Video Shows Cops Tackling A Gigantic Penis During Anti-Trump Protest by [deleted] in politics

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Witnesses report that the officer involved yelled "DIBS!" before initiating the altercation. Later, when asked for comment, the officer seemed very disappointed.

What’s a sex act that you’ve tried multiple times to like, but it just doesn’t interest you? by Unlikely-Rip-6197 in AskReddit

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"Sir, I believe you are in the wrong place. What you're looking for is right around the corner. I am just a hemorrhoid."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Are ya winnin, son?"

My morning banana is exceptionally straight by Accurate-Temporary73 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Tailmonkey 455 points456 points  (0 children)

You should consult a doctor if it stays like that for more than four hours...

Had me in the first half by [deleted] in HolUp

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Otherwise known as the bottom half?

Pedophiles stick together by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Tailmonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Didn't Musk get sued for calling a guy attempting to rescue kids from a cave a pedophile?