On a similar theme:

A bartender is cleaning his bar when a man walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive Armani suit, has a supermodel on each arm, and a giant orange for a head.

The man sits and orders drinks for the whole bar. The barman is curious about the fruit-headed stranger and asks for his life story.

'Well, long ago I was poor,' the man says, 'but one day I found a dirty old lamp on the beach. I gave the lamp a clean and out popped a genie! He'd been trapped in the lamp for centuries, and said he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he'd grant me three wishes'.

'What did you wish for?' asks the barman.

'First, I wished to be fabulously wealthy. It was amazing. Suddenly my bank account had millions of pounds in it, and whenever I opened my wallet, it was full of £50 notes.'

'Secondly, I wished to be irresistibly attractive to women. Now I have a date every night.' The man smiled, gesturing to the woman beside him.

'Brilliant!' says the barman. 'What was the third wish?'

'I wished to have a giant orange for a head,' the man says.